Offensive Joke thread.

[Bayou Tiger]

Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting!

 

[Fog]

What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy?

 

[Bayou Tiger]

What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy?

 

[Kburjr]

Don't you hate it when you clean out the freezer and don't recognize the bodies?

 

[Bayou Tiger]

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair....

Guess who came crawling back?

 

[Kburjr]

I used to hug all my dates at the moment of meeting them. Wanted to know how big to dig the hole in the back yard.

 

[Kburjr]

Texan: Mexican on his way to Oklahoma

 

[Bayou Tiger]

Roses are red,
my name is Dan,
I have a gun,
GET IN THE VAN!

 

[Bayou Tiger]

I used to hug all my dates at the moment of meeting them. Wanted to know how big to dig the hole in the back yard.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m....I’m not really a mourning person.

 

[Kburjr]

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair....

Guess who came crawling back?

True story.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

I was walking down the beach when I came across a woman with no arms and no legs.

She said "pardon me sir. I'm 35 years old and because of my disabilities, I've never been fucked. Would you fuck me?"

Being the gentleman that I am, I picked her up, gave her a kiss and then tossed her out into the bay.

I yelled out to her: "Now you've been fucked!"

 

[huskers1217]

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair....

Guess who came crawling back?

damn you did oscars wife wrong

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Texan: Mexican on his way to Oklahoma

 

[Handicappers]

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

 

[fordman84]

What part of a vegetable can't you eat?




The wheelchair

 

[Handicappers]

My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister’s panties. I don’t know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

So I’m eating at my favorite restaurant, right? And all of the sudden this jerk from security walks up to me and says I have to leave, and long story short, I’m no longer allowed at the abortion clinic.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Scientists have proven that women will, at some point in their lives, contain intelligent DNA.. Unfortunately 95% of them will spit it out.

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]