Poll Oscars Slap

Whose side are you on?

  • Will Smith

  • Chris Rock

  • Slap Jerky Salad


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Potato salad is gross AF, fortunately I didn't grow up poor and never had to eat that shit.
 
lol, sure you weren’t poor. Building birdhouses and plowing snow are the true signs of aristocracy.
 
Joking about a man’s wife is off limits. I would never and I suggest you don’t either.
S'right, only doin pplz momz is kewl! Speaking of , your mom forgot her undies here, thought it was a fitted sheet at first
 
S'right, only doin pplz momz is kewl! Speaking of , your mom forgot her undies here, thought it was a fitted sheet first
Fits over yo mouf. That’s all you need to know.
 
man, remember when Jason’s Deli had GPS? so Good. Hot and creamy in your mouth. Bacon bits around every corner. Mmmmmmm
That sounds so suggestive that someone around here is liable to get drunk* and write some homoerotic fan fiction about sketching Tom Brady nude in his Pontiac GTO LeMans Firebird 300ZX. ;)

EDIT: I mean drunker.
 
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