Pet peeves

DT LUNA said:
Throwing trash out of vehicles is one I hate. Lazy people who want you and I to pick up after them.
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this x 1000. absolute pieces of shit, those people. waiting until they get to their destination to throw their garbage in an acceptable trash can is apparently beneath them, and it simply cannot wait, so the road and surrounding area is their trash can. they deserve nothing less than a folding chair to the side of the head
 
ojb81 said:
this x 1000. absolute pieces of shit, those people. waiting until they get to their destination to throw their garbage in an acceptable trash can is apparently beneath them, and it simply cannot wait, so the road and surrounding area is their trash can. they deserve nothing less than a folding chair to the side of the head
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I'm of the belief that driver through coffee/food places should charge 4 times as much for drive through service than if you'd gone inside.

Because most of that stuff ends up tossed out the window.

And then there's the assholes who toss cigarette butts away out a car window or on sidewalk.
 
Apparently posting everything you got your kids for Christmas all over Facebook is a thing now.

I swear middle aged people are the most insecure and biggest nerds in society.
 
Didn't check the thread, but those that drive the wrong way in a parking lot. Even if you drive passed the arrows, or if they're worn away, the slanted angle should give you a clue you're a dumbass. Primarily it's because people "pull through" so they don't have to back up, but it "grinds my gears".
 
"Na-na na-naaah, hey-eeey, good-byyyyeeee"


Boombox Shut Up GIF
 
The "world champs" label being used in U.S./North America-based pro sports.
 
People who IM me with "QQ?" and then take forever to ask their stupid "quick question", which is usually a paragraph of booshit that has nothing to do with me.
 
People who wash their hands after using the restroom then open the door while holding a paper towel but then just dropping the paper towel onto the bathroom floor expecting somebody else to pick up after them.
 
Customer service people who keep saying shit like,
CS: Thanks for calling. Is there anything else I can do for you today?
Me: No, thank you.
CS: Okay, thank you. Have a good day.
Me: K. thanks, you too.
CS: You're welcome. Thank you. Have a good day.
Me: Okay, bye.
CS: Thank you, bye.
Me: K! BYE!
CS: Thanks! Have a -
Me: FUCK OFF! CLICK!
 
moxie said:
People who IM me with "QQ?" and then take forever to ask their stupid "quick question", which is usually a paragraph of booshit that has nothing to do with me.
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For me it's the ones to want to fucking chit chat before they ask me a question that's going to take me the next hour doing their work for them.

My IM status message used to be "State your business", but I changed it for fear of seeming too hostile to my Millennial workforce.
 
HammerDown said:
Send someone a simple question that requires a yes or no answer and they fuckin CALL YOU. :mad:

"WHY are you calling me, mutherfucker???"
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Or on friday at 6pm I get a: "Hey, you around?" I didn't even finish typing "no" and my fucking Teams starts ringing.
 
RoyMunson said:
For me it's the ones to want to fucking chit chat before they ask me a question that's going to take me the next hour doing their work for them.

My IM status message used to be "State your business", but I changed it for fear of seeming too hostile to my Millennial workforce.
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OMFG! I HATE THAT MORE THAN THE QQ!!

Dipshit: Hi, IM?
Me: Sure (I mean, my status says i'm in a meeting, but go for it, jerkface)
Dipshit: Hi! How are you? I hope you had a good weekend!
Me: <waiting for the dots to stop... FUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?! JUST SPIT IT OUT! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CHIT CHAT WITH YOUR ASS!!> Good. You? ( :L why the hell did I ask?!!!!)
Dipshit: Oh, that's great to hear! I'm doing pretty well... super busy! As I'm sure you are! (dots still blinking). Things are so crazy!
Me: Yep.
Dipshit: So much going on right now, huh? I can't believe blah, blah, blah.


Dipshit: So I was wondering if I could ask you a QQ...

Me::poke:
 
moxie said:
OMFG! I HATE THAT MORE THAN THE QQ!!

Dipshit: Hi, IM?
Me: Sure (I mean, my status says i'm in a meeting, but go for it, jerkface)
Dipshit: Hi! How are you? I hope you had a good weekend!
Me: <waiting for the dots to stop... FUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?! JUST SPIT IT OUT! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CHIT CHAT WITH YOUR ASS!!> Good. You? ( :facepalm: why the hell did I ask?!!!!)
Dipshit: Oh, that's great to hear! I'm doing pretty well... super busy! As I'm sure you are! (dots still blinking). Things are so crazy!
Me: Yep.
Dipshit: So much going on right now, huh? I can't believe blah, blah, blah.


Dipshit: So I was wondering if I could ask you a QQ...

Me::poke:
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EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.
 
moxie said:
OMFG! I HATE THAT MORE THAN THE QQ!!

Dipshit: Hi, IM?
Me: Sure (I mean, my status says i'm in a meeting, but go for it, jerkface)
Dipshit: Hi! How are you? I hope you had a good weekend!
Me: <waiting for the dots to stop... FUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?! JUST SPIT IT OUT! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CHIT CHAT WITH YOUR ASS!!> Good. You? ( :facepalm: why the hell did I ask?!!!!)
Dipshit: Oh, that's great to hear! I'm doing pretty well... super busy! As I'm sure you are! (dots still blinking). Things are so crazy!
Me: Yep.
Dipshit: So much going on right now, huh? I can't believe blah, blah, blah.


Dipshit: So I was wondering if I could ask you a QQ...

Me::poke:
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I have this kid right now who mindfucks me.

My basic feeling about texting: it's for the exchange of information as efficiently as possible.

There's this kid now who does at least two things that drive me fuckin INSANE.

1.) Before he will fuckin GET TO THE POINT, he has to have an exchange of inane, generic pleasantries.
2.) He breaks up what should be one message into nine.
3.) and maybe the most annoying of all is he starts every fuckin batch of these nine messages with "hey"

So an exhange looks like this:

hey
whats up
how are you
I'm good
didn't want to get up this morning
weather looks like it's going to be nice

Then he fuckin sits there and won't say what he fuckin WANTS :mad:

Long story short, it's not a situation where I can say "get to the fuckin point, mofo" so at first I played along but now I leave him on read.

He's figured that out so now he send them all together. No shit, I have a screenshot of my phone I showed my wife where I had 11 unread messages from him in the span of one minute. It took him 11 COCKSUCKING, MOTHERFUCKING messages to ask me what he wanted. 😠

It's completely ruined the relationship. I avoid him like the plague in social situations because it mindfucks me so bad, and he knows it.
 
Lately its been personal space.

With covid it is amplified a bit.

One dude caught my elbow in the sternum as I reached for my moneyclip. He was pissed. "WHAT THE FUCK MAN?" he said as he melted. I giggled and smirked as I said "Sorry dude. I don't like being posted up". I think he got even madder...especially when I was staring at him with a big smile on my face. Kinda wish he would have touched me?
 
Skerpokes said:
People who wash their hands after using the restroom then open the door while holding a paper towel but then just dropping the paper towel onto the bathroom floor expecting somebody else to pick up after them.
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They should put a garbage can near the door. Their own fault. I do it all the time.
 
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