Phrases never heard in CFB

[huskers1217]

Nebraska really had Texas’s number during the Big12 days.

asshole.

 

[ELTEXAN]

asshole.

There were half a dozen or so jaw droppingly brutal losses. It was downright weird.

 

[Kburjr]

Da fuq is urbane?

Urbane: def 1. Not a Georgia fan

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Urbane: def 1. Not a Georgia fan

Sounds gay. I’m in

 

[ELTEXAN]

“I always look forward to away games in Lubbock. The TTU crowd is always such a warm, hospitable atmosphere.”

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

One thing we can all agree with is no matter what, you can count on Urban Meyer to be there for his team in the bad times as well as the good.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

John Blake belongs on the Mount Rushmore of Oklahoma head coaches.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

No Texas head coach was as beloved in Austin as John Mackovic.

 

[Kburjr]

Football is a summer sport

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Nobody adhered to the amateur rules of college football more than Jackie Sherrill.

 

[Collegefbfan]

This weekend on College Gameday, Lee Corso won’t be with us. We are HAPPY to have Beth Mowins join us this weekend.

 

[Huskers4me]

“Nebraska really had Texas’s number during the Big12 days.”

Texas fans never live in the past.

 

[Huskers4me]

Football is a summer sport

Our butthole commissioner tried making it a Winter sport.

I wonder where Wisconsin got their ideas for their football jerseys?

 

[Kburjr]

Our butthole commissioner tried making it a Winter sport.

I wonder where Wisconsin got their ideas for their football jerseys?

From some teams that wasn't living up to them?

 

[7samurai13]

Da fuq is urbane?

Georgia fans have a vast vocabulary

 

[Huskers4me]

We don’t do horns down because it insults uteruses everywhere in burnt Orange ~ actually not said enough.

 

[CoalTrain]

“Them girls at the grove on game day sure are homely lookin”

 

[bamafan4evr12]

"Tennessee should play Rocky Top more"

 

[Kevin12773]

Penn State has the best pediatric facility in the nation

 

[Kburjr]

Penn State has the best pediatric facility in the nation

*Michigan State