Dispositions gotta be the most fun a lawyer for the plaintiff can do... well, they can probably be entertaining, anyway!
The most exciting things in my career (shows how boring trials really are):
- Destroyed a cardiac physician in a depo. After it was over, the doctor asked me, "which of my colleagues prepped you, because that was brutal." I didn't tell him, but I had been prepped for 3 straight days by a cardiac doc.
- Got a defense verdict representing BellSouth in a $1,000,000 rear end collision case when our truck hit the plaintiff in the rear. You never win those. Most fun trial I ever had. Got to do a "am I holding up 2 fingers or 3" from the back of the courtroom during cross of the plaintiff. She chose wrong ... was blind as a bat and shouldn't have been driving.
- Twice was able to break the seals on depositions - the worst sound you can hear if it's your witness on the stand - and then show 100% contradicting depo testimony and say "were you lying then or are you lying now." Never thought I would get to use that line. Did twice.
- A chiropractor had given a claimant a partial disability based on limited range of motion in his arm. Per the governing documents you had to use a device - a goniometer - to accurately measure range of motion. I asked the chiro how he did it, and then asked to see his instrument, knowing he didn't really do that. He said it was at home. I said we'd wait for him to go and get it. He admitted he didn't have one.
- The best was figuring out the a partner had replaced pages in the partnership agreement to oust his partner, my client, and giving him nothing. The documents looked legit, and they basically signed away a multi-million dollar company to his partner. My client swore he never signed the documents. They were in a 3 hole bound document. We concluded that the relevant pages to the partnership agreement had been replaced. I was able to get a ballistics expert to show that the pages in question had been punched by a different hole punch than the other pages - hole punches, like a gun, leave very distinct microscopic lines on the paper and we could see the pages had been replaced and punched at a different time by a different hole punch. The day we proved that the police were outside and arrested the plaintiff, and the other attorney was in on it and he was disbarred.
- I deposed the entire leadership of the NAACP in the early 90s, including Kweisi Mfume, in a case we took all the way to the SCOTUS and won.
Other than that, it's boring.