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[huskers1217]

 

[calsnowskier]

No one ever named Canseco in any Mensa reports or threw the damning accusation that he was even average intelligence.

I have no idea if this is a real exchange (no reason to doubt it, tbh), but if it is real, it is absolutely perfect.

 

[huskers1217]

 

[DragonFromTo]

Holliday will still get his chance and I think there's at least a case to be made to send him down. But poor Kyle Stowers has zero to prove/learn at AAA. If I were a Japanese GM I would have been calling his agent yesterday. "Big opportunity! Fans will love big California surfer home run king, client has to catch this wave!"

Kyle Stowers Reflects on Tides Franchise Home Run Record

The outfielder blasted his 53rd career home run, breaking a mark that stood for more than 40 years

www.13newsnow.com

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

 

[calsnowskier]

Reports are out now that he actually wasn’t in charge of spotting threats


/s

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

 

[Big Al Rogorson]

Holy moly!

 

[steelerssb]

 

[huskers1217]

 

[huskers1217]

Would be cool

 

[fordman84]

Would be cool

I would freaking LOVE that. Last game and between two teams he played for, plus he was my favorite player growing up.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Would be cool

Not a chance, he has been too busy hunting Sasquatch to be able to hit.

 

[fordman84]

Not a chance, he has been too busy hunting Sasquatch to be able to hit.

 

[navamind]

Not a chance, he has been too busy hunting Sasquatch to be able to hit.

he's too busy transporting diaper wearing goats