Rocks Tuesday A.M thread of awesome banter and ideological discussion

[Me]

If her body temp hasn't fallen below 90, go for it, Rock.

Prude

 

[Hu War Yu]

You strike me as a Cartesian Dualism type of guy.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK


Unless it's a cool thing, then yeah, I'm totally that thing you said

 

[Lance Uppercut]

I understand wanting it all... settling is just that.

this. i call it settling, but not in a mean way. she can do better, i.e find a guy that adores her for what she is, not wanting what she isnt.

and i deserve what i want. i have my eyes on 2 chicks. photos below:

sam (middle). cousin of my boys wife on the left...but...she live sin effing PA. comes up every week.

on the right, suzy. SHES what i want. smokes, eats mushrooms for snacks, super cool. only problem? i used to fuck her sister in law (weird story)

this is my conundrum.

 

[Darrell Green Fan]

So I needed pliers to open a fruit cup, cereal is now much harder to open as well. I asked my cousin about that as she worked for Kelloggs, she said it's cheaper. Someone has to explain to me how adding twice the glue is less expensive.

 

[Hu War Yu]

i could be doing shit like this (her family, when they were visiting her brother in budapest, where he was last year)

thats her son on the right. i taught him how to throw a football. doesnt have a dad.

this is her, and her brother (the undersecretary).

shes the best woman i know, and i struggle with this for a variety of reasons. bonus points she is covered in ink, which i like.

meh, i'll be 45 this fall. still holding out for kids, but its probably not happening. shes done with kids.

im at a weird point in my life i guess.

Bro, she's a real Massachusetts 8, I'd be lockin' that UP if she can cook

 

[RoyMunson]

this. i call it settling, but not in a mean way. she can do better, i.e find a guy that adores her for what she is, not wanting what she isnt.

and i deserve what i want. i have my eyes on 2 chicks. photos below:

sam (middle). cousin of my boys wife on the left...but...she live sin effing PA. comes up every week.

on the right, suzy. SHES what i want. smokes, eats mushrooms for snacks, super cool. only problem? i used to fuck her sister in law (weird story)

this is my conundrum.

enjoy the hunt.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Bro, she's a real Massachusetts 8,

This guy fucks.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

enjoy the hunt.

And all of these chicks that I hang out with are legitimately super cool. I want to date with in our group because the couples always go to like Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket together for weekends.

 

[RoyMunson]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK


Unless it's a cool thing, then yeah, I'm totally that thing you said

is an existence of your thoughts outside of your physical being cool?

 

[Me]

So I needed pliers to open a fruit cup, cereal is now much harder to open as well. I asked my cousin about that as she worked for Kelloggs, she said it's cheaper. Someone has to explain to me how adding twice the glue is less expensive.

It's not necessarily twice as much. More expensive adhesive probably has the same durability oxygen barrier, etc, but lower force required to open.

 

[RoyMunson]

So I needed pliers to open a fruit cup, cereal is now much harder to open as well. I asked my cousin about that as she worked for Kelloggs, she said it's cheaper. Someone has to explain to me how adding twice the glue is less expensive.

the new glue is twice as cheap as the old glue.

math...

 

[Kburjr]

So I needed pliers to open a fruit cup, cereal is now much harder to open as well. I asked my cousin about that as she worked for Kelloggs, she said it's cheaper. Someone has to explain to me how adding twice the glue is less expensive.

Scissors or pocket knife FTW

 

[Hu War Yu]

Hey Rock, no BS, I had a similar relationship when I was in my teens and 20's. We knew each other since high school, hung out a lot but always dated other people, never each other. We both knew there was some mutual attraction but neither of us wanted to date, break up, and lose the friendship. At one point, she was willing to try it but I said "No, because I don't ever wanna lose you."

Well, she married some other loser, had three kids, moved to Indiana or Tennessee or some place, and I lost her anyway.

Now granted, we were both younger and not as settled in life, so no surprise that we moved away from home and lost touch. But it's been almost 30 years since I've seen her and I still miss her.

 

[Darrell Green Fan]

It's not necessarily twice as much. More expensive adhesive probably has the same durability oxygen barrier, etc, but lower force required to open.

Of the 3 responses this appears to be from someone who knows what he is talking about. But I could be wrong.

 

[Hu War Yu]

is an existence of your thoughts outside of your physical being cool?

Whewwwwwww.....I dunno, now I'm all depressed thinking about that girl I let get away 30 years ago. Lemme get back to you after I have a good cry

 

[Me]

So I needed pliers to open a fruit cup, cereal is now much harder to open as well. I asked my cousin about that as she worked for Kelloggs, she said it's cheaper. Someone has to explain to me how adding twice the glue is less expensive.

Also, unless she worked for packaging, maybe a few other positions, she probably doesn't know why something changed.


She could just be assuming that

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Hey Rock, no BS, I had a similar relationship when I was in my teens and 20's. We knew each other since high school, hung out a lot but always dated other people, never each other. We both knew there was some mutual attraction but neither of us wanted to date, break up, and lose the friendship. At one point, she was willing to try it but I said "No, because I don't ever wanna lose you."

Well, she married some other loser, had three kids, moved to Indiana or Tennessee or some place, and I lost her anyway.

Now granted, we were both younger and not as settled in life, so no surprise that we moved away from home and lost touch. But it's been almost 30 years since I've seen her and I still miss her.

 

[RoyMunson]

Whewwwwwww.....I dunno, now I'm all depressed thinking about that girl I let get away 30 years ago. Lemme get back to you after I have a good cry

Everybody has that "one that got away"... should have used better glue.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Hey Rock, no BS, I had a similar relationship when I was in my teens and 20's. We knew each other since high school, hung out a lot but always dated other people, never each other. We both knew there was some mutual attraction but neither of us wanted to date, break up, and lose the friendship. At one point, she was willing to try it but I said "No, because I don't ever wanna lose you."

Well, she married some other loser, had three kids, moved to Indiana or Tennessee or some place, and I lost her anyway.

Now granted, we were both younger and not as settled in life, so no surprise that we moved away from home and lost touch. But it's been almost 30 years since I've seen her and I still miss her.

thanks hu. this...is my struggle right here. she wants me to more or less "commit" to her before anything happens. i need shit to happen before i can contemplate it.

im terrified of losing her as a friend, because thats what i do. no woman i have been with talks to me (except my psycho ex who pops up once in a while to cruelly say hello).

 

[RoyMunson]

Of the 3 responses this appears to be from someone who knows what he is talking about. But I could be wrong.

hey....