I mean, I see what you meant now, I am surprised that you didn't see what I was confused about when I asked.
"I can push the knob of the bat forward and catch the ball
*with the barrel* over to foul territory on any pitch over the plate."
Not trying to be a dick once again but that would have fixed it

Sorry, we were on very different pages for much of this discussion.
I understand that you were probably thinking that what I was imagining was a little out there but this whole scenario is kinda out there

I guess I was thinking that the knob would increase the odds of foulness on contact (while significantly decreasing the odds of contact of course!)