SEC fans, I have a solution to our Alabama problem

Because they get to rest much of the season in the cupcake West?
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Then why can't y'all beat these dumb motherfuckers????
You expect one of the top academic institutions in the nation to compete with and beat Alabama, which exists for the sole purpose of generating revenue via big dumb illiterate football players?
 
You expect one of the top academic institutions in the nation to compete with and beat Alabama, which exists for the sole purpose of generating revenue via big dumb illiterate football players?
If they are going to field a team, then yes. You can always go compete in the Ivy league ... I use the term "compete" broadly.
 
Didn't y'all just lose to one of those soft fluffy "cupcakes"?
Be nice!
Florida finally evened up the all-time series with Ole Miss this year!
/ sarcasm
 
We have to conspire together to get rid of Saban. Any ideas?

Assassination?
Child porn scandal?
COVID-19 infection
One way ticket to Zimbabwe?
More Aflac commercials

Convince Saban that he could become a movie star
 
Didn't y'all just lose to one of those soft fluffy "cupcakes"?
Yeah, that's how even the dimmest bulbs would know I was being facetious. I kept it obvious.

The average idiot would understand the West isn't a bunch of cupcakes without the extra help.


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You know, I think I'd have to say I dislike Bruce Pearl more than I do Urban Meyer. He's a fat, slimy, obnoxious piece of shit.
Wat

Bruce Pearl == ❤️
 
Yeah, that's how even the dimmest bulbs would know I was being facetious. I kept it obvious.

The average idiot would understand the West isn't a bunch of cupcakes without the extra help.


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Like anybody could differentiate it from all the other dumb things you say.
 
The only coaches more sleazy than Bruce Pearl are Roy Williams and Rick Pitino.
I'd put the guys at LSU and Zona in that horse race. They seem to have a good seat on the sleaze train.
 
I can't remember if it was in this thread or not but someone referenced Saban's record against the SEC East and it is unbelievable. He has only lost 3 games in his entire tenure at Alabama and all 3 were last century.

2007 - His first season at Alabama when he went 7-6 he lost a close one to Georgia

2008 - SEC Championship Game loss to Tim Tebow Florida coached by Urban Meyer that went on to win the National Championship

2010 - Loss a close one to a good South Carolina team coached by Steve
Spurrier

My math could be wrong but I am showing that Saban is 37-3 vs the SEC East.
 
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