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We have to conspire together to get rid of Saban. Any ideas?

Assassination?
Child porn scandal?
COVID-19 infection
One way ticket to Zimbabwe?
 
Spread a rumor that Saban forced himself on that AFLAC duck during filming for an AFLAC commercial
 
ojb81 said:
Spread a rumor that Saban forced himself on that AFLAC duck during filming for an AFLAC commercial
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it should be illegal to be this funny one direction GIF
 
I mean these days all you would have to do is get someone to impersonate Sabans voice and get them to say racist things in a recorded conversation. I’ve thought about doing it to Fat Bruce Pearl
 
He's reached the age where he has no reason to not retire. Threaten him sternly to retire on his own, if he doesn't, make the decision for him with a baseball bat.
 
The best way is to get a former player that didn’t work out to come out and say “Coach Saban told me I couldn’t get playing time unless I pleasured him sexually”

#metoo
 
Although, if the rumors are true, do you guys really want Dabo in there this early? Best bet is to let Saban be stubborn as the game slowly passes him by a la Bowden/Paterno and kill a little bit of that programs momentum first.
 
Oklahoma has won 3 of the last 4 vs Alabama. Maybe give them an invite to SEC?
 
Wishbone said:
Oklahoma has won 3 of the last 4 vs Alabama. Maybe give them an invite to SEC?
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LOL 2 of those games were pre-Saban. Everyone beat Alabama pre-Saban Era. They were the level of Tennessee right now.

The other was in a meaningless bowl game.
 
OU went 2-0 vs Tennessee in their series. Beat Auburn and Alabama in the Sugar Bowl but yeah Im sure all meaningless games.
 
fishinabarrel said:
Although, if the rumors are true, do you guys really want Dabo in there this early? Best bet is to let Saban be stubborn as the game slowly passes him by a la Bowden/Paterno and kill a little bit of that programs momentum first.
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Dabo would be a fool to leave Clemson. He’s already achieved God status there and they will pay him whatever it takes
 
fishinabarrel said:
Although, if the rumors are true, do you guys really want Dabo in there this early? Best bet is to let Saban be stubborn as the game slowly passes him by a la Bowden/Paterno and kill a little bit of that programs momentum first.
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Also, I don’t think the game will ever pass Saban by. For a guy that comes across as so stubborn and for a guy of his age, there hasn’t been a better coach at adapting to the game’s evolution.

Nick Saban’s teams have moved from strong defense, power running/ball control teams to one of the most prolific offenses in the country in very short order
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Also, I don’t think the game will ever pass Saban by. For a guy that comes across as so stubborn and for a guy of his age, there hasn’t been a better coach at adapting to the game’s evolution.

Nick Saban’s teams have moved from strong defense, power running/ball control teams to one of the most prolific offenses in the country in very short order
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It would have to almost be senility causing his decline more so than stubbornness. He is already demonstrated his stubbornness is overruled by his desire to win
 
fishinabarrel said:
It would have to almost be senility causing his decline more so than stubbornness. He is already demonstrated his stubbornness is overruled by his desire to win
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I agree, but with him having football to keep his mind sharp, I don’t know if that’ll ever happen in his coaching career. I doubt he hangs around until his 80’s
 
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