Texpectations: Longhorn Superthread

i don't think you realize the amount of blue hairs that have firm grips on season tickets

Everyone makes fun of the Longhorn South EndZone being empty.. but it's because those seats are luxury seats where the people who pay for those seats are inside in the AC eating from the buffet line and sipping on margaritas. Die hard fans will be there and it will be full, but there will be a lot of tickets on the 2nd hand market from those that can't stomach the heat in September
Buncha pussies. I've always said there are two kinds of Texans. There are the ones often found in the oil patch, the blue collar trades and the military. And then there are the ones in places like the sweet part of Austin and Dallas talking shit and letting the other guy back it up. Okies are mostly going to be like Texans in that first group or a bunch of hicks but we don't have a lot of pussies. Thank God.
 
Buncha pussies. I've always said there are two kinds of Texans. There are the ones often found in the oil patch, the blue collar trades and the military. And then there are the ones in places like the sweet part of Austin and Dallas talking shit and letting the other guy back it up. Okies are mostly going to be like Texans in that first group or a bunch of hicks but we don't have a lot of pussies. Thank God.
lol what about the ones that hit women? lol
 
lol what about the ones that hit women? lol
Very rare. And they get taken care of soon enough. Okies don't like people who abuse women, children, old people or animals. But we do enjoy a good fight betwen a couple of guys or a couple of women if it's an even match. :)
 
"Hey, Baby... Want my touchdown in your mouth?"

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Fuck it. I’m in. 12-0.

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Texpectations have never changed.

Lance Leipold is 6-10 at Kansas

Steve Sarkisian is 7-9 at Texas
 
Five times now: GET DOUBLE DIGIT LEAD WITH HEISMAN LEVEL RUNNING BACKS. STOP RUNNING BALL IN SECOND HALF CUZ REASONS. LOSE LATE. RINSE. REPEAT. #sarkball #longhorn #football

And we had single digit leads late vs. Baylor and Bama.

We have had VERY good teams right where we want them, and the means (running game) to finish the job.

This is not normal. There is something deeply wrong.
The players will start to give up.
Something must be done. And quickly.
 
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Five times now: GET DOUBLE DIGIT LEAD WITH HEISMAN LEVEL RUNNING BACKS. STOP RUNNING BALL IN SECOND HALF CUZ REASONS. LOSE LATE. RINSE. REPEAT. #sarkball #longhorn #football

And we had single digit leads late vs. Baylor and Bama.

We have had VERY good teams right where we want them, and the means (running game) to finish the job.

This is not normal. There is something deeply wrong.just
The players will start to give up.
Something must be done. And quickly.
Now you know how OU felt with Muleshoe constantly barely losing games over the course of several seasons doing the same thing: second half collapses. Muleshoe is a piss poor second half coach and always will be. But Sark is doing it a little differently; he just quits running whatever was working. Muleshoe would keep doing the same thing but the other coach had made adjustments so our stuff would be getting shut down in the same half. You've got a problem. We understand.
 
Five times now: GET DOUBLE DIGIT LEAD WITH HEISMAN LEVEL RUNNING BACKS. STOP RUNNING BALL IN SECOND HALF CUZ REASONS. LOSE LATE. RINSE. REPEAT. #sarkball #longhorn #football

And we had single digit leads late vs. Baylor and Bama.

We have had VERY good teams right where we want them, and the means (running game) to finish the job.

This is not normal. There is something deeply wrong.
The players will start to give up.
Something must be done. And quickly.

Ewers must shave his head. It's the only way
 
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