Texpectations: Longhorn Superthread

Just here to laugh at Austin hiring a failed drunk to replace their coach. yeah, parents will line up to play for a guy who can't keep a job for 4 years and is a drunk. But hey, something something Jimbo's contract something or other.
 
Just here to laugh at Austin hiring a failed drunk to replace their coach. yeah, parents will line up to play for a guy who can't keep a job for 4 years and is a drunk. But hey, something something Jimbo's contract something or other.
well they are going to land LJ Johnson despite Sark now being the coach and he's only making 5.2 a year...not too shabby. I'm pretty sure if he somehow relapses, the buyout will be low, but there's no signs that that will happen anytime soon, hopefully.
 
well they are going to land LJ Johnson despite Sark now being the coach and he's only making 5.2 a year...not too shabby. I'm pretty sure if he somehow relapses, the buyout will be low, but there's no signs that that will happen anytime soon, hopefully.
Is this just Texas bargain shopping for "anyone but Tom" at this point?
 
People love to put labels on others. One little fart in the third grade and you're called Stinky the rest of your life. Sark's never gonna shake the alcohol questions so he's just got to buckle down and do his job.........and NEVER give anyone any reason to think the label might still be true.
 
Do you not fucking Google, moron?

It was just an example anyway. Insert a women's sport that only parents and lesbians attend here _______.


The huskers official page does not list them so....
 
Is this just Texas bargain shopping for "anyone but Tom" at this point?
No, because they seem ready to splurge on the new staff. So many rumors out there right now. I'm confident that they bring in Kyle Flood for the OC-OL title, Stan Drayton stays as RB, and Wiggins, current Bama WRs coach. They hired Blake Gideon for STs and supposedly Bo Davis is coming back at DL coach. It remains to be seen who else fills this staff out but the word is that they will be paying a lot of money, we'll see.
 

The huskers official page does not list them so....

Neither does Arizona St's but they have a women's rowing team too.

It doesn't matter anyway..... It's still an issue of Fill In The Blank For Women's Sports That Only Parents And Lesbians Attend ________.

Are you going to continue to waste my time with this fucking stupidity that you can't seem to grasp?
 
Neither does Arizona St's but they have a women's rowing team too.

It doesn't matter anyway..... It's still an issue of Fill In The Blank For Women's Sports That Only Parents And Lesbians Attend ________.

Are you going to continue to waste my time with this fucking stupidity that you can't seem to grasp?
club sports? really
 
club sports? really

You're truly obtuse. My original post did not even reference Nebraska (although they do actually have a rowing team).

Your reply was that "Nebraska would need a women's rowing team first".

To end that fucking stupidity I made it clear that "You could pick a women's sport of your choice that only parents and lesbians attend".

You opt to continue the dumbfuckery with women's rowing only being a "club sport".

Women's Rowing is indeed a scholarship sport at some schools.

I'm guessing you're a female and I've offended you? That would explain you not being able to grasp the mere basics of my original point.
 
even Muschamp would have been a better hire than Sark
Danny Devito No GIF
 
Texas has a women's rowing team.. when I visit, I hit up the hike and bike trail on Town Lake and see them rowing
 
You're truly obtuse. My original post did not even reference Nebraska (although they do actually have a rowing team).

Your reply was that "Nebraska would need a women's rowing team first".

To end that fucking stupidity I made it clear that "You could pick a women's sport of your choice that only parents and lesbians attend".

You opt to continue the dumbfuckery with women's rowing only being a "club sport".

Women's Rowing is indeed a scholarship sport at some schools.

I'm guessing you're a female and I've offended you? That would explain you not being able to grasp the mere basics of my original point.
Not female but also not sexist misogynist
 
Texas has a women's rowing team.. when I visit, I hit up the hike and bike trail on Town Lake and see them rowing
so are you a parent to the team or a lesbian? asking for Red Alert
 
Bro you just have no idea the amount of eye candy there is every day along that trail. Pre Covid.. I'd jog, feed the ducks then walk over to Chuy's to enjoy some Mexican Martini's out on the patio..
Those things are damn good. But, here is a secret...from experience. The damn things have the potential to get you drunk! Walking the Town Lake trail ain't near as much fun after that!
 
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