Tomhusker Joined Sep 5, 2020 Posts 1,641 Reaction score 2,620 Bookie: $ 500.00 Location Southwest Iowa Nov 15, 2020 #83 It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar. It's a 45 minutes walk from the bar to my house. The difference is staggering.
It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar. It's a 45 minutes walk from the bar to my house. The difference is staggering.
Tomhusker Joined Sep 5, 2020 Posts 1,641 Reaction score 2,620 Bookie: $ 500.00 Location Southwest Iowa Nov 15, 2020 #84 Although Jesus was a Carpenter, he didn't sing on any of their albums.
Tomhusker Joined Sep 5, 2020 Posts 1,641 Reaction score 2,620 Bookie: $ 500.00 Location Southwest Iowa Nov 15, 2020 #85 Did you know the word incorrectly is spelled incorrectly in every English dictionary?
packerzrule Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 6,855 Reaction score 11,326 Bookie: $ 158,005.00 Location Brew Town USA Nov 16, 2020 #86 I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
packerzrule Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 6,855 Reaction score 11,326 Bookie: $ 158,005.00 Location Brew Town USA Nov 16, 2020 #87 Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Tomhusker Joined Sep 5, 2020 Posts 1,641 Reaction score 2,620 Bookie: $ 500.00 Location Southwest Iowa Nov 16, 2020 #88 I asked my wife if I'm the only one she has ever been with. She said yes. The rest were either nines or tens.
I asked my wife if I'm the only one she has ever been with. She said yes. The rest were either nines or tens.
Inquisitor Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 11,151 Reaction score 21,028 Bookie: $ 82,617.00 Location Austin Apr 6, 2021 #89
Inquisitor Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 11,151 Reaction score 21,028 Bookie: $ 82,617.00 Location Austin Apr 6, 2021 #90
packerzrule Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 6,855 Reaction score 11,326 Bookie: $ 158,005.00 Location Brew Town USA Apr 6, 2021 #92 Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
Inquisitor Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 11,151 Reaction score 21,028 Bookie: $ 82,617.00 Location Austin Apr 16, 2021 #93
packerzrule Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 6,855 Reaction score 11,326 Bookie: $ 158,005.00 Location Brew Town USA May 5, 2021 #94 The other day, I was hit in the head by a can of Coke Good thing it was a soft drink.
Inquisitor Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 11,151 Reaction score 21,028 Bookie: $ 82,617.00 Location Austin May 6, 2021 #95
Inquisitor Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 11,151 Reaction score 21,028 Bookie: $ 82,617.00 Location Austin May 6, 2021 #96
packerzrule Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 6,855 Reaction score 11,326 Bookie: $ 158,005.00 Location Brew Town USA May 7, 2021 #97 I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
packerzrule Joined Aug 17, 2020 Posts 6,855 Reaction score 11,326 Bookie: $ 158,005.00 Location Brew Town USA May 7, 2021 #98 I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.