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He put it in his own net.... Talk about lame.

Lmao

2-0 VGK over Squids
 
He put it in his own net.... Talk about lame.

Lmao

2-0 VGK over Squids
He didn't, but you're a dumbass who fittingly chose the cringiest team in all of sports to latch onto, so that take tracks.
 
He didn't, but you're a dumbass who fittingly chose the cringiest team in all of sports to latch onto, so that take tracks.
Oh it barely went off his stick. Maybe he shouldn't have circled the puck back towards his net.

You're a pathetic fuck that fittingly chose a sorry ass pathetic team, so that tracks.

3-0 btw.
 
Oh it barely went off his stick. Maybe he shouldn't have circled the puck back towards his net.

You're a pathetic fuck that fittingly chose a sorry ass pathetic team, so that tracks.

3-0 btw.
God damn, you're one pathetic loser.
 
didn't take long

 
Nice to have this win. Stars look good.

VGK now 4-0
 
Wings are starting to look like they're gonna be a tough team to play against. Thus far, they're getting scoring contributions throughout the lineup, every line plays a 200' game, goalies look solid and they're playing with pretty good energy for (almost) a full 60 minutes.

We've seen short spurts of this the past couple years. If the Wings can sustain it, they could be last year's Kraken and Panthers - the playoff spoilers.
 
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This likely won't last long, but it sure is fun while it's happening.
 
I sure would like to know what all four officials on the ice were looking at when this happened...

 
Blackhawks: 7 games
Bruins: 6 games

Bedard: 2 goals
Poitras: 3 goals

Poitras > Bedard
 
Blackhawks: 7 games
Bruins: 6 games

Bedard: 2 goals
Poitras: 3 goals

Poitras > Bedard
The story has already been written. Bedard is the next Canadian superstar future-hall-of-fame prodigy and there's absolutely no mountain of evidence to the contrary that will change the hockey media's mind on that. Poitras could pot 40 and Bedard 4 and they'll still give the Calder to Bedard because "he makes everyone around him better" despite the Blackhawks finishing with 60 points in the standings and the B's with 110.
 
The story has already been written. Bedard is the next Canadian superstar future-hall-of-fame prodigy and there's absolutely no mountain of evidence to the contrary that will change the hockey media's mind on that. Poitras could pot 40 and Bedard 4 and they'll still give the Calder to Bedard because "he makes everyone around him better" despite the Blackhawks finishing with 60 points in the standings and the B's with 110.
I’m excited to watch some Bedard, but god damn I’m also glad the Bruins don’t play them again this year. They were slobbing his knob last night just watching him skate pregame.
 
Going to the Knights/Blackhawks game Friday.

Jimmy Fallon Yes GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
 
Going to the Knights/Blackhawks game Friday.

Jimmy Fallon Yes GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
That's gonna be way better than watching the game on TV. You'll actually be able to watch the game without vomiting over the 3-hour Bedard suckfest.
 
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