tOfficial Angel Hernandez Thread

wow, I laughed WAY too hard at every single one of those. Need to get umps some knee pads! I'm crying over here at these.
I thoroughly enjoyed the sound effects of some of them too!
 
Not much work for Angel lately. We may actually be rid of him.
 
You serious?!

I love it!

Just saw the reason, apparently he is injured. Back injuries are bad news, but anything that keeps us from having to watch a game that he is umpiring can't be totally bad news.
 
Angel Hernandez has been executed.
 



Legalize violence against umps

I was literally yelling, "PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE! PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!!" before I saw the bolded :laugh:

Why does this fucker get away with this shit. Total joke of an ump. If karma is real, he'll take one in the nuts sooner than later.
 
I was literally yelling, "PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE! PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!!" before I saw the bolded :laugh:

Why does this fucker get away with this shit. Total joke of an ump. If karma is real, he'll take one in the nuts sooner than later.
The really sad part is, when Hernandez finally retires, there'll be this massive outpouring of fake love and smarmy respect. He'll be called a stalwart and institution and Cuban hero.

Can we bring back Juan Marichal to pop Hernandez one in the head?
 
I was literally yelling, "PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE! PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!!" before I saw the bolded :laugh:

Why does this fucker get away with this shit. Total joke of an ump. If karma is real, he'll take one in the nuts sooner than later.
MLB umpires are the cause of most anti union sentiments in the country
 
I was literally yelling, "PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE! PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!!" before I saw the bolded :laugh:

Why does this fucker get away with this shit. Total joke of an ump. If karma is real, he'll take one in the nuts sooner than later.
Guaranteed these people wouldn't act like egotistical pricks even when they mess up if they lost that authority protection.

If they wouldn't talk like that to players outside the diamond then that makes the cowards and cowards deserve it.
 
1:17 replay shows he doesn't break his wrists. Horrible call, and I don't even like Harper.
Easy strike. Angel should’ve bent harper over and broke his dick off in him.
 
Easy strike. Angel should’ve bent harper over and broke his dick off in him.
There are many and better pornos that cater to this sort of fetish bro.

At least that's what @craigk217 tells everyone...
 
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