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Mets gonna be at a record $320 million payroll next year and gonna laugh my ass off it still don’t win it all.
 
They really gave $162M to Brandon Nimmo??


Holy Fuck
 
weird contract for Nimmo. he's a lot better than he's often given credit for, but he's only played two full big league seasons in five years (not counting 2020)

locking him up for eight years seems dumb, tbh.
 
weird contract for Nimmo. he's a lot better than he's often given credit for, but he's only played two full big league seasons in five years (not counting 2020)

locking him up for eight years seems dumb, tbh.

I wanted the Sox to land him, but I didn't think he's get that much. He brings elite OBP skills and he has a career 134 wRC+, but he has had trouble staying on the field.
 

I have never been that upset about anything in my life. Imagine doing that over not only just baseball, but the fucking Mets. My fuck.

If he only cared 10% that much about people, diet and being moderately active, he might have a semblance of a live. Is that shit just schtick, or does he need meds and possibly a lobotomy?
 
I have never been that upset about anything in my life. Imagine doing that over not only just baseball, but the fucking Mets. My fuck.

If he only cared 10% that much about people, diet and being moderately active, he might have a semblance of a live. Is that shit just schtick, or does he need meds and possibly a lobotomy?
Little bit of schtick. Little bit of the spectrum
 
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I have never been that upset about anything in my life. Imagine doing that over not only just baseball, but the fucking Mets. My fuck.

If he only cared 10% that much about people, diet and being moderately active, he might have a semblance of a live. Is that shit just schtick, or does he need meds and possibly a lobotomy?
he probably makes more money than either of us because of this shtick.
 
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