tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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moxie said:
Somebody cover CholulaRollerskate’s eyes so his delicate sensibilities aren’t offended.



I am sad to report that a bitch, in fact, did not get paid today. I repeat: a bitch did not get paid. Guess they were p-srs about submitting under the deadline after all :pout:

Good thing I don’t have a mommy that I have to buy flowers & shit for this weekend.
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moxie said:
Somebody cover CholulaRollerskate’s eyes so his delicate sensibilities aren’t offended.



I am sad to report that a bitch, in fact, did not get paid today. I repeat: a bitch did not get paid. Guess they were p-srs about submitting under the deadline after all :pout:

Good thing I don’t have a mommy that I have to buy flowers & shit for this weekend.
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Just venmo'd you some cash
 
moxie said:
I wonder if Starbucks will let me return the rest of this coffee I didn’t drink so I can have money to eat this weekend.
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See if you can get the gubmint to raise the Maxie debt ceiling.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
But I live literally right across the street from the player whose house the party is at. They might end up bringing me chicky noodle soup if I lie about that.
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Don't go developing a conscience, now!
Just fake cough.

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moxie said:
I honestly do not even understand why prescription drug commercials exist (FUCK!! Now it’s stuck!! “Oh, oh, oh, Ozempic!”). They should only be on a doctor channel. It’s so retarded.

“Do you suffer from A1fib with type 3 diabetic colonic ulceritis with stage 7 fibulary renal retrograde brought on by medullary thyroid disorder and bipolar 12? Ask your doctor if Axteritagra-alumibab could be right for you!
Do not take Axteritagra-alumibab if you’re allergic to it or any of its ingredients. Side effects include spastic diarrhea, uncontrollable vomiting, paralysis, insomnia, hypersomnia, narcolepsy, multiple sclerosis, AIDS, liver and kidney failure, blindness, skin lesions and hair loss. Inform your doctor if you have thoughts of suicide as this drug has shown to cause severe depression in some patients. Do not take with maoi inhibitors, as this can lead to death. Ask your doctor today!”
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I don't watch much tv, and I haven't in years, but the one that made me really want to throw things at my tv - the one that made me think, "ok, now they're just making up diseases" was "resstless leg syndrome." I dont' even remember what the drug was that was being - just that - hasn't everyone, at least at some point, needed to move their legs around/stretch them - whether because of being too active or too sedentary???
 
moxie said:
Somebody cover CholulaRollerskate’s eyes so his delicate sensibilities aren’t offended.



I am sad to report that a bitch, in fact, did not get paid today. I repeat: a bitch did not get paid. Guess they were p-srs about submitting under the deadline after all :pout:

Good thing I don’t have a mommy that I have to buy flowers & shit for this weekend.
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Flavortown Tebow said:
But how do I stay a hockey brah if I don’t act like a partying hockey brah?
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It's about boundaries, man. You are your own adult personage. Nobody else has a right to demand your time. If you are not up to a night of alcohol and gluten, assert your needs
 
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