tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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This pumpkin sucks. Dry er some shit? It' wanting to scratch out big chunks fer whatever reason.

I'm also sick of it. Not done, but fer now.
 
Well she's a self-described Karen and every Karen has that cut or else they aren't a Karen.
So you've never been ambushed by an Incognito Karen? You have much to learn, Young One.
 
Oh, wait... I meant 1000. Well fuck, now it's 1001.
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VP: "I need our long-term strategic plan...how often do we do these?"
Me: "we do one every four years, here's the current version"
VP: "the person that requested it from me wants to know if we have a policy that states we do these at least every two years?"
Me: "no, we do them every four years, that's what makes them a long-term strategic plan"
VP: "can you look and see if we have a policy that says we do them every two years?"
Me: <kabloooie>
 
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