tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[Dolemite censored]

VP: "I need our long-term strategic plan...how often do we do these?"
Me: "we do one every four years, here's the current version"
VP: "the person that requested it from me wants to know if we have a policy that states we do these at least every two years?"
Me: "no, we do them every four years, that's what makes them a long-term strategic plan"
VP: "can you look and see if we have a policy that says we do them every two years?"
Me: <kabloooie>

What do you plan to do?

 

[Dolemite censored]

yikes....


nothing like a hyperextended knee....

Make no bones about it, that was bad.

 

[tabascojet]

What do you plan to do?

He should counter with...."how about every 6 years?" And ultimately after months of discourse and emails they both agree every 4 years is the way to go.

 

[Dolemite censored]

That was not humerus.

 

[Hu War Yu]

What do you plan to do?

I'm going to blow up...



...their inbox. With useless documents that don't answer their question.

 

[Dolemite censored]

That was a knee jerk reaction.

 

[steelerssb]

So you've never been ambushed by an Incognito Karen? You have much to learn, Young One.

Is that the love child of @Guy Incognito and @moxie?

 

[Dolemite censored]

I have a bone to pick with the fapper.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Tibia honest, that was bad.

 

[tabascojet]

Tibia honest, that was bad.

If I reward you for this one will you stop?

 

[BigRedMoe]

If I reward you for this one will you stop?

Yer gonna give in and throw him a bone?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Yer gonna give in and throw him a bone?

Et tu, Moe-tus???

 

[Dolemite censored]

If I reward you for this one will you stop?

You're giving me a break?

 

[tabascojet]

Yer gonna give in and throw him a bone?

So want to facepalm funny and up yours this all at once....

 

[Dolemite censored]

If I reward you for this one will you stop?

Your sense of humor is bone dry.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Is that the love child of @Guy Incognito and @moxie?

 

[BigRedMoe]

Et tu, Moe-tus???

So want to facepalm funny and up yours this all at once....

I don't know what came over me. It's like I had an out of body experience and watched my self post this.

 

[tabascojet]

Isnt ther already klassy as phuck official hoop plantation house of puns thread for this garbage?? If not im sure the washington team board could use some more stellar content as this..... @skinsdad you want to trade? Send us your worst offender for dole

 

[Dolemite censored]

Isnt ther already klassy as phuck official hoop plantation house of puns thread for this garbage??

Stop talking trash.

 

[Dolemite censored]

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