tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

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omfg. now they want us on M365 GROUPS?!! When will this madness STOP?! :gaah:
 
And they're asking us to VOLUNTEER to sign up for a Phish-a-Thon to try to detect more phishing emails in celebration of Shark Week?! Dios mio, these fuckers have lost their minds.


I know the "prizes" are going to be stupid. I'm not playing their stupid games. Prolly.
 
skype and that ilk go bye bye.

Welcome to Microsoft Teams! :dhd:
They've been migrating us to Teams for the last year, now they're adding M365 Groups that encompasses Teams and Yammer and all that other shit?! So much goddamn noise.
 
They've been migrating us to Teams for the last year, now they're adding M365 Groups that encompasses Teams and Yammer and all that other shit?! So much goddamn noise.
We're just making everyone come back to work.
 
They've been migrating us to Teams for the last year, now they're adding M365 Groups that encompasses Teams and Yammer and all that other shit?! So much goddamn noise.
What ever happened to simple p2p messaging apps and emails? I don't have to see a mf's face to communicate.
 
We're just making everyone come back to work.
So we're trying to figure out how to make this work, since everybody wants to come back to the office, but nobody wants to come back to the office. I thought it was just an admin thing that there was so much bitching about going hybrid (1-3 days/week) and having to give up your cubicle unless you chose to go FT into the office (at least 4 days/week), but apparently, that's one of the biggest complaints for a bunch of companies. People don't want to come into the office all the time, but they want to keep their office space :laugh: So much for saving $$ on leases! Whole thing is a cluster.
 
So we're trying to figure out how to make this work, since everybody wants to come back to the office, but nobody wants to come back to the office. I thought it was just an admin thing that there was so much bitching about going hybrid (1-3 days/week) and having to give up your cubicle unless you chose to go FT into the office (at least 4 days/week), but apparently, that's one of the biggest complaints for a bunch of companies. People don't want to come into the office all the time, but they want to keep their office space :laugh: So much for saving $$ on leases! Whole thing is a cluster.
Not me. Drove into the office this morning and cleared that fucker out. Do with it what you will.
 
So we're trying to figure out how to make this work, since everybody wants to come back to the office, but nobody wants to come back to the office. I thought it was just an admin thing that there was so much bitching about going hybrid (1-3 days/week) and having to give up your cubicle unless you chose to go FT into the office (at least 4 days/week), but apparently, that's one of the biggest complaints for a bunch of companies. People don't want to come into the office all the time, but they want to keep their office space :laugh: So much for saving $$ on leases! Whole thing is a cluster.
I'd be happy to give up my cubicle, as would some other coworkers. But I think the big bosses are heading towards "get back to the office, or look for another job" and there are going to be some folks who call that bluff
 
Not yet. The company is re-evaluating its space needs and basically told everyone to come and get all of their shit. I haven’t been in the office in around 16 months.
I worked remotely from March 17 of last year until late April of this year, only coming in 4 or 5 times. But after my second vax took effect I started coming back pretty much every day. I have co-workers I have not seen sine last March (which is fine with me, in some cases).

We just renewed our somewhat pricey lease on the HQ, so there are no plans to downsize it right now. Although, the building is up for sale, and that might impact things down the road
 
I worked remotely from March 17 of last year until late April of this year, only coming in 4 or 5 times. But after my second vax took effect I started coming back pretty much every day. I have co-workers I have not seen sine last March (which is fine with me, in some cases).

We just renewed our somewhat pricey lease on the HQ, so there are no plans to downsize it right now. Although, the building is up for sale, and that might impact things down the road
When are you getting that big promotion and the big corner office ?
 
You got fired??

Not yet. The company is re-evaluating its space needs and basically told everyone to come and get all of their shit. I haven’t been in the office in around 16 months.

When are you getting that big promotion and the big corner office ?

Nevuary the 32nd

Remember to take your optional holidays first. When (not if) you get laid off, you'll only get reimbursed for accrued vacation days.
 
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