tOfficial Night Shift Thread v62 with more feet and less Euro trash Hoop

[beardown07]

shit... I just did a @moxie someone was walking by as I typing an email about a morning meeting and I told that person - Good morning.

I said "You too!" to a waitress the other day that said, "Enjoy your meal."

 

[huskers1217]

I said "You too!" to a waitress the other day that said, "Enjoy your meal."

I've done that too.

 

[moxie]

I said "You too!" to a waitress the other day that said, "Enjoy your meal."

Hate when I do that shit!

 

[craigk217]

I've done that too.

Btwn dumass tweets?

 

[beardown07]

Goddamn, my kids are cute af. I mean...they drive me to drink, but they are cute af.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

I know, I know, it was cheap and easy (unlike me, I'm expensive and difficult),
But things have slowed down to a glacial pace, and I'm bored, so I went for the low hanging fruit.

 

[Inquisitor]

Dang looks like I missed out on the feeding frenzy.

 

[gobigred]

Goddamn, my kids are cute af. I mean...they drive me to drink, but they are cute af.

So who is really the father to “your” kids ?

 

[moxie]

The hygienist made me laugh... after she x-rays me and sits me in the bad chair, she says, "I like your sweatshirt! It's funny!" then goes on to tell me that her 7 year old (maybe she said 17, but I swear, she said 7!) likes weird stuff and he would really like it and where did I get it, blah, blah, blah. We wrap up and she asks me if I already have a waterpik and I tell her yeah, but I need to tweak a hinge so she shoves a new one in my hands and says, "here - because I like your sweatshirt".

Spoiler: The sweatshirt I'm wearing

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

The hygienist made me laugh... after she x-rays me and sits me in the bad chair, she says, "I like your sweatshirt! It's funny!" then goes on to tell me that her 7 year old (maybe she said 17, but I swear, she said 7!) likes weird stuff and he would really like it and where did I get it, blah, blah, blah. We wrap up and she asks me if I already have a waterpik and I tell her yeah, but I need to tweak a hinge so she shoves a new one in my hands and says, "here - because I like your sweatshirt".

Spoiler: The sweatshirt I'm wearing

CSB

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

 

[moxie]

CSB

Que es CSB?

 

[Dolemite censored]

The hygienist made me laugh... after she x-rays me and sits me in the bad chair, she says, "I like your sweatshirt! It's funny!" then goes on to tell me that her 7 year old (maybe she said 17, but I swear, she said 7!) likes weird stuff and he would really like it and where did I get it, blah, blah, blah. We wrap up and she asks me if I already have a waterpik and I tell her yeah, but I need to tweak a hinge so she shoves a new one in my hands and says, "here - because I like your sweatshirt".

Spoiler: The sweatshirt I'm wearing

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Que es CSB?

Cool story bro

 

[moxie]

That was kinda depressing... daddy whooped mama's ass with a belt for crying?! Sheesh. He'd wake up dead if he was in my house.

That was better

 

[NinerSpartan]

Oh, you SON OF A BITCH!

I hope all your test scores get rejected due to a computer error, you have to retake all your exams and you fail them all by 1 point.

YOU STARTED IT!!

not. gonna. happen.

my days of taking tests are OVER

the only tests i'll be taking from this point on are going to be for STDs

and that is the bottom LINE

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

That was kinda depressing... daddy whooped mama's ass with a belt for crying?! Sheesh. He'd wake up dead if he was in my house.

That was better

Townes always said there's only two kinds of music. The blues and zippity do dah

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

not. gonna. happen.

my days of taking tests are OVER

the only tests i'll be taking from this point on are going to be for STDs

and that is the bottom LINE

You're gonna get a concussion test after I go upside that head, bech.

 

[NinerSpartan]

You're gonna get a concussion test after I go upside that head, bech.

lol, the odds of me being the recipient of a concussion from a big ole pussy is around 0%