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moxie said:
And I have pizza probably 3-4 times a year,
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williewilliejuan said:
I gotta call bullshit. My wife is Asian. Not surprisingly, her whole family is Asian. At least half of our friends are Asians. ALL of them use rice cookers. If every Asian I know uses one, then that’s gotta be the way to make rice.
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My mother was Asian and the reason they use a rice cooker is that it helps her achieve cooked rice that is, not sure if this is the correct term for rice but al dante. They prefer the rice to be sticky so that it adheres to chopsticks. Not me, I don't like rice that you can form into a fuckin snowball. Now that style of rice may be perfect from an Asian perspective but not from mine.

So easy to make rice - 2 C of water for every C of rice. Bring to a boil, lower the heat to simmer cover and cook for 15 minutes. Voila.
 
packerzrule said:
My mother was Asian and the reason they use a rice cooker is that it helps her achieve cooked rice that is, not sure if this is the correct term for rice but al dante. They prefer the rice to be sticky so that it adheres to chopsticks. Not me, I don't like rice that you can form into a fuckin snowball. Now that style of rice may be perfect from an Asian perspective but not from mine.

So easy to make rice - 2 C of water for every C of rice. Bring to a boil, lower the heat to simmer cover and cook for 15 minutes. Voila.
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Put rice in rice cooker. Rinse until water is clear. Add water until the water level reaches the first knuckle on your ring finger with your finger touching the rice. Push button down. Do something else until it pops over to warming mode.
 
moxie said:
Fifteen people were arrested as part of a catalytic converter theft ring. They recovered over 1,500 of them from recycling centers that knowing bought the stolen goods plus cash & some illegal guns.


I think all but 1 were released the next day because of our bail "reforms". What a fucking joke :laugh:
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Now they have to steal more catalytic converters to make up for the ones that got seized by the cops.
 
williewilliejuan said:
Put rice in rice cooker. Rinse until water is clear. Add water until the water level reaches the first knuckle on your ring finger with your finger touching the rice. Push button down. Do something else until it pops over to warming mode.
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Or.........

Get in car, drive to take out place, get real Chinese people to put rice in a container, drive home!
 
packerzrule said:
My mother was Asian and the reason they use a rice cooker is that it helps her achieve cooked rice that is, not sure if this is the correct term for rice but al dante. They prefer the rice to be sticky so that it adheres to chopsticks. Not me, I don't like rice that you can form into a fuckin snowball. Now that style of rice may be perfect from an Asian perspective but not from mine.

So easy to make rice - 2 C of water for every C of rice. Bring to a boil, lower the heat to simmer cover and cook for 15 minutes. Voila.
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Asians usually use a medium grain (like calrose) and that gives it the puffier, stickier texture. Using a long grain gives a more separated finish. Short grain is what they usually use for sushi rice specifically so it sticks together.
 
packerzrule said:
My mother was Asian and the reason they use a rice cooker is that it helps her achieve cooked rice that is, not sure if this is the correct term for rice but al dante. They prefer the rice to be sticky so that it adheres to chopsticks. Not me, I don't like rice that you can form into a fuckin snowball. Now that style of rice may be perfect from an Asian perspective but not from mine.

So easy to make rice - 2 C of water for every C of rice. Bring to a boil, lower the heat to simmer cover and cook for 15 minutes. Voila.
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Didn't realize you were half Asian?
 
Its the Chinese and Japanese that like the short and medium grain rice. Indians and Thais like long grain rice such as Basmati and Jasmine rices, respectively.
 
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