So I was sweeping the deck and it's made out of wood slats, as most decks are, yeah? So of course, bits of leaves and dirt are falling through to the new neighbor's patio. I hear him open his slider and is grumbling about it "all falling down here!" or someshit. Not yelling or even using his outside voice, just kind of mewling about it. Plus, i think I detect a messican accent, so I don't really understand his ass at all anyway, amirite? Anyway- he starts sweeping and i continue sweeping because I have more shit to sweep! And he's still sissy bitching downstairs and I'm waiting for him to say something out loud. Better yet, I want him to come upstairs so I can give him the ol, "Awful, ain't it? You should see this shit in fall/winter! It's 10x as bad! Have a nice day!" What the fuck did this guy think was going to happen, living downstairs? Betta' get yo ass a giant umbrelly, like the last neighbor did, because if you think I'm going to vacuum those leaves or give even half a fuck as to where they land, you are going to be sorely disappointed, my friend.
Also, had these screenshots of doofenschmirtz pasted here and I just can't get myself to waste them. This was at the end, when the attorney asked him if he used willy wonka as a baseline comparison for depp's behavior/mannerisms and doofy's lightbulb flickered on over his head as he realized he was being trolled and turns to the judge, "uhhh...do I have to answer that?" Judge: "yes, you have to answer questions."
so...im not hip on pop culture.. was amber heard in like movies or tv or something?
