tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Whoa ... I just got the weirdest email.

It's from this absolute fucking bitch with whom I've refused to speak for over a decade.
She can rot.
The email is all ... how are you - checking in - need a favor, please get back to me asap.

Were it not for the fact it's her email address - I remember it (I hate the random shit my mind keeps - I wish I could Men in Black flashy-thing it every few years just to clear it of all the useless information in there) - I'd think it some spoof email. I'm still going to treat it like it is. At the same time, it is slightly tempting to respond with something like ...

Are you fucking high?
Please tell me you're fucking high, or you got more injections in your face (which don't help) and it fucked up your brain even more than it already was.
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Maybe she’s trying to apologize on her death bed. I’m curious.
 
Hu War Yu said:
What was it Bill Bryson said about young Midwestern girls? They might be nubile right now, but one day they're going to expand like one of those inflatable rafts that has had the cord pulled
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So glad I live in the Great Plains.
Thank God Seinfeld GIF by HULU
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
welp time to head to Madison.

Gonna trade in the 400 lb inbred looking folks for the purple haired pussyhat types.
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Great thing about the INDOOR water parks. Those tubs of lard think it’s great place for them to wear bikinis and think they are the hottest things on the planet
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Whoa ... I just got the weirdest email.

It's from this absolute fucking bitch with whom I've refused to speak for over a decade.
She can rot.
The email is all ... how are you - checking in - need a favor, please get back to me asap.

Were it not for the fact it's her email address - I remember it (I hate the random shit my mind keeps - I wish I could Men in Black flashy-thing it every few years just to clear it of all the useless information in there) - I'd think it some spoof email. I'm still going to treat it like it is. At the same time, it is slightly tempting to respond with something like ...

Are you fucking high?
Please tell me you're fucking high, or you got more injections in your face (which don't help) and it fucked up your brain even more than it already was.
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Yeah, we're gonna need you to respond because we need to know what the favor is.
 
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