tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Hu War Yu]

Flight attendant: *says mildly amusing thing*

White people over 35:

Shouldn't you be in airplane mode by now?

 

[tabascojet]

Your username was last changed on Sep 1, 2022 at 1:36 PM. You may next change your username on or after Oct 1, 2022.

Who would ever want to change their username?

 

[steelerssb]

Shouldn't you be in airplane mode by now?

I may as well be with how shitty the plane's wifi is.

 

[huskers1217]

Who would ever want to change their username?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I may as well be with how shitty the plane's wifi is.

Dont call me for a ride from the airport!

 

[huskers1217]

Flight attendant: *says mildly amusing thing*

White people over 35:

fify

 

[moxie]

fify

Lulz- aren’t you a white person over 35?

 

[Center Ice]

I think the lack of protein is starting to melt their brains.....

 

[williewilliejuan]

Overheard the people in front of me at the boarding line ask the people in front of them to confirm what flight we're getting on.

Feels like that would be important to know ahead of time.

Do they not have a giant, illuminated sign at the gate indicating the flight number and destination?

 

[williewilliejuan]

I think the lack of protein is starting to melt their brains.....

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That just means no dairy (butter or milk) or flavor.

 

[steelerssb]

Dont call me for a ride from the airport!

You going all the way to LA for that?

 

[steelerssb]

Do they not have a giant, illuminated sign at the gate indicating the flight number and destination?

Why yes. Yes they do.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

You going all the way to LA for that?

No, I just said so!

 

[huskers1217]

Lulz- aren’t you a white person over 35?

so i know what I'm talking about

 

[CorpRebel]

Do they not have a giant, illuminated sign at the gate indicating the flight number and destination?

Who knows these days... Maybe that info could be TOO offensive for the "sensitive"???

 

[beardown07]

Who would ever want to change their username?

Obviously, homos.

 

[Hu War Yu]

So we've been getting these monthly invoices from one of our software vendors out of the blue. never seen them before. I asked them what it was for, and this was the response I got:

ICD, DSM, and SNOWMED code library–The Diagnosis Content on Demand subscription service includes access to copyrighted DSM content for diagnosis entry. The content included in this subscription will provide the
necessary cross-mappings, updates and clinician friendly terms to manage the transition across the different diagnosis vocabularies.

Could have been written by @Dole ver 2.0 himself. Absolute corporate poppycock.

 

[huskers1217]

@Dole ver 2.0 this is just sick.....

Spoiler: yeah... don't look at this especially you hu

 

[Dolemite censored]

@Dole ver 2.0 this is just sick.....

Spoiler: yeah... don't look at this especially you hu

You are fucking sick.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Absolute corporate poppycock.

That shit is like catnip to some managers.