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at what point is it acceptable for my dog to bite me? Like - how much can I annoy her before she has a legitimate cause to bite me or is she never allowed to, no matter how much a annoy her?
 
moxie said:
at what point is it acceptable for my dog to bite me? Like - how much can I annoy her before she has a legitimate cause to bite me or is she never allowed to, no matter how much a annoy her?
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If you hurt her, she should bite you
 
On a slightly different note, alligator season is open in Louisiana. the east zone opened the last week of Aug. and the west zone opens the 1st week of Sept. It goes for 60 days in each zone.
About 400+ licenses will be issued and 1245 tags will be issued. that ain't very many gators to be taken, but I guess it'll have to do.
To "harvest" gators on private land a license cost $25. That's cheap enough. Didn't look for the cost to hunt on public land, but it will be more.
Happy hunting everybody!
 
Jon Deaux said:
On a slightly different note, alligator season is open in Louisiana. the east zone opened the last week of Aug. and the west zone opens the 1st week of Sept. It goes for 60 days in each zone.
About 400+ licenses will be issued and 1245 tags will be issued. that ain't very many gators to be taken, but I guess it'll have to do.
To "harvest" gators on private land a license cost $25. That's cheap enough. Didn't look for the cost to hunt on public land, but it will be more.
Happy hunting everybody!
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On a slightly different note....

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outofyourmiind said:
what exactly are you doing to her??
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well. she kinda started it. i went outside and said good morning to the plants ("hello, little babies") and she comes trotting out and I tell her "I wasn't talking to you, fat ass". she turns around and gives me a real "fuck you" look. Just stands there, looking over her shoulder, full of vitriol. So I snatch her up and hold her like a baby and start to tickle her tummy. I can feel her tensing up, so I start to do it more, then she gets super growly, baring her teeth and clutching my hand with all four of her paws. And this makes me laugh my ass off, so i do it more and rub my face in hers to see if she'll snap, but she doesn't. So then I let her calm down and lay her on her back on the couch where i start to tickle her again. She gets so mad! She starts growling again, showing her teeth and just makes herself into a little scrunched ball. I pulled her forward by her arms and let her go and she just plopped back on the couch, still a pissed and growling little ball, then runs off, making this hilarious growl that's like - i don't know how to describe it. She's mental :laugh:
 
steelerssb said:
I may as well be with how shitty the plane's wifi is.
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Honestly the best way to spend a 3.5 hour flight is fighting with the Wi-Fi the entire time trying to get work done.

:gaah:
 
steelerssb said:
I may as well be with how shitty the plane's wifi is.
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Honestly the best way to spend a 3.5 hour flight is fighting with the Wi-Fi the entire time trying to get work done.

:gaah:
 
moxie said:
well. she kinda started it. i went outside and said good morning to the plants ("hello, little babies") and she comes trotting out and I tell her "I wasn't talking to you, fat ass". she turns around and gives me a real "fuck you" look. Just stands there, looking over her shoulder, full of vitriol. So I snatch her up and hold her like a baby and start to tickle her tummy. I can feel her tensing up, so I start to do it more, then she gets super growly, baring her teeth and clutching my hand with all four of her paws. And this makes me laugh my ass off, so i do it more and rub my face in hers to see if she'll snap, but she doesn't. So then I let her calm down and lay her on her back on the couch where i start to tickle her again. She gets so mad! She starts growling again, showing her teeth and just makes herself into a little scrunched ball. I pulled her forward by her arms and let her go and she just plopped back on the couch, still a pissed and growling little ball, then runs off, making this hilarious growl that's like - i don't know how to describe it. She's mental :laugh:
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moxie said:
That's a good measure! i don't ever hurt her, just annoy the shit out of her.
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Mouthing, isn't biting. If she is biting with intent to hurt you, you should not allow it. There is a way to curb it, by folding the flap of skin, where her whiskers are, under her top teeth, and apply some pressure, essentially Making her feel that her teeth hurt. It's doesn't take much. The first time you do it, she will undoubtedly.give you a look like wtf. After that, you typically would only need to grab her upper mouth and she will get the hint.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Mouthing, isn't biting. If she is biting with intent to hurt you, you should not allow it. There is a way to curb it, by folding the flap of skin, where her whiskers are, under her top teeth, and apply some pressure, essentially Making her feel that her teeth hurt. It's doesn't take much. The first time you do it, she will undoubtedly.give you a look like wtf. After that, you typically would only need to grab her upper mouth and she will get the hint.
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Peter the dog whisperer.
 
Fucking 1.5 year old Samsung TV now has vertical lines distorting the picture and graphics. There was a 1 year warranty. But, I bought it at Costco so the warranty is extended to 2 years. Had them open a repair ticket and they will schedule the repair. I also purchased a 5 year extended warranty on it for $65

Meanwhile, my trusty 14 year old 52" SONY has never missed a beat - never had a problem with it and its still going strong.

Fuck Samsung.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Mouthing, isn't biting. If she is biting with intent to hurt you, you should not allow it. There is a way to curb it, by folding the flap of skin, where her whiskers are, under her top teeth, and apply some pressure, essentially Making her feel that her teeth hurt. It's doesn't take much. The first time you do it, she will undoubtedly.give you a look like wtf. After that, you typically would only need to grab her upper mouth and she will get the hint.
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She's snapped at me once when i yelled at her for pissing in the house and she ran under the bed and i tried to get her out. so i smacked her on the ass for it.
 
And fuck Vizio also. The one in the family room just fucking died 4 months ago after just 3 years. Geek Squad came out and pronounced it DOA, saying cost of repair would approach cost of a new TV.

Nothing but SONY TVs from now on.
 
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