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Hu War Yu said:
Hey IP, last night on Jeopardy one of the clues was about Harper Valley PTA, which we were just talking about on another thread a day or two ago. The snarky canadian punk chick answered it correctly, and i about lost it. She's 23 years old and from a foreign country, i started shouting "how in the HELL does she know that?!?

I honestly think the game is rigged. They get these super-champs on there that people either love or hate, and they have to keep them going. Only thing keeping me watching is when Mayim Bialak is hosting, and that's mainly just to make @moxie jealous
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I hate that bech. She should go back to schtupping that gay nerd on that unwatchable show about nerds.
 
moxie said:
I’ve only had Costco deliver a bunch of little things, never anything big. Is it normal for them to text me with a weird ass message that sounds like it was written by someone who may still be in the first stages of the immigration process?
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LOL i think we got ones like this when we had our swingsetclubhousethingamajig delivered
 
Last week, I put a call on this hoe's calendar for tomorrow to reschedule a meeting. She sent me an invite yesterday to have a call today and declined mine in favor of hers.

So now I’m “busy” while she waits for me to end my “current call that’s running over”.

How’s everyone doing today?
 
Have to go the "hood" today to do an inspection. Have been warned there has been homeless people breaking into the place nightly. Why would anyone buy a place like this? Probably going to pack some heat today.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Have to go the "hood" today to do an inspection. Have been warned there has been homeless people breaking into the place nightly. Why would anyone buy a place like this? Probably going to pack some heat today.
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I hear ya loud and clear


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moxie said:
I hate that bech. She should go back to schtupping that gay nerd on that unwatchable show about nerds.
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Yeah, that wasn't her best career move
 
Hu War Yu said:
I hear ya loud and clear


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I have a friend that started doing maintenance for a company out here. Old town part of Vegas, close to down town, where they have pushed most of the homeless population out of. Said he was asking a homeless dude to move from a doorway he needed to get into, and guy started screaming, and got up and pissed all over the doors, and turned around and started chasing him across the parking lot, trying to piss on him. "Could have been worse, you could have had a much shittier day."
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I have a friend that started doing maintenance for a company out here. Old town part of Vegas, close to down town, where they have pushed most of the homeless population out of. Said he was asking a homeless dude to move from a doorway he needed to get into, and guy started screaming, and got up and pissed all over the doors, and turned around and started chasing him across the parking lot, trying to piss on him. "Could have been worse, you could have had a much shittier day."
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Man, I got some STORIES about when I worked with the homeless.

My all-time favorite is about the time I had urine spit in my face

Yes, you read that correctly
 
moxie said:
I thought he meant something else entirely.

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I bet they have some good burritos in that ‘hood.
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Not this area. Thats on the East side, and over there, I am more worried about some asshole with no drivers license, or insurance getting me into a hit and run situation.
 
moxie said:
I thought he meant something else entirely.

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I bet they have some good burritos in that ‘hood.
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Mmm...mmmMMMM! Nunna that awful Tapatiobus stuff
 
Homeless people: "Give me all your money or you suck!

Also homeless people when we once had extra food and were going into a bar: "Fuck off I don't want it."
 
Hu War Yu said:
Man, I got some STORIES about when I worked with the homeless.

My all-time favorite is about the time I had urine spit in my face

Yes, you read that correctly
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He already has a bunch, and has been down there for 2 weeks. Don't think he makes it a month down there. He said everyday he is picking up heroin needles and meth pipes. one of the security guards he works with got jumped by a bunch of them one morning. Guess he got a little rough with one of them, and about 5 hobos kicked his ass the next morning before the sun came up. Said he was surrounded on the ground, and they were kicking him, and he was barfing from the smell.
 
I haven’t seen a homeless person since the Braves left Turner Field unless those dudes passed out on Bourbon Street in New Orleans were homeless.
 
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