tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Center Ice]

Wife: Dinner ready?
Me: The 15 hour brisket is now done!!!!!

 

[Dolemite censored]

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WOOD, even though it's obvious she's a masochist.

Pretty early graduation. May 2022 just started. Must be on semesters not quarters.

 

[huskers1217]

 

[huskers1217]

Pretty early graduation. May 2022 just started. Must be on semesters not quarters.

so..... dole. you gonna have some new residents there in Cali???


Amazon will pay up to $k for an abortion

California has a bill that will pay for out of state abortions....

I guess cali doesnt have any fiscal issues....

okay then

 

[Dolemite censored]

so..... dole. you gonna have some new residents there in Cali???

I escaped from California in the early 1990s.

 

[tabascojet]

she bi....


WOOD like a motherfucker

@moxie you down???

let do it

Only if she wears special magic Mormon underwear.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Only if she wears special magic Mormon underwear

And a diaphragm with spermicide.

 

[Inquisitor]

Wife: Dinner ready?
Me: The 15 hour brisket is now done!!!!!

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I can hear the Hawaii Five-0 theme in my head.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

she bi....


WOOD like a motherfucker

@moxie you down???

let do it

 

[Center Ice]

The secret is out.....

 

[Handicappers]

Only if she wears special magic Mormon underwear.

You’re a moron. There is nothing magical about garments.

 

[blindbaby]

The secret is out.....

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It's also where Marty McSorley gets his stick blades from.

 

[Tin Man]

Tennessee baseball is 41-4 to date. GBO!

 

[Skerpokes]

This dude is hardcore punk rock. Nothing says punk like marrying a Kardashian and going to the Met Gala in a 6 figure wardrobe.

 

[tabascojet]

This dude is hardcore punk rock. Nothing says punk like marrying a Kardashian and going to the Met Gala in a 6 figure wardrobe.

They get punk rock in Nebraska. Who knew?

 

[Inquisitor]

This dude is hardcore punk rock. Nothing says punk like marrying a Kardashian and going to the Met Gala in a 6 figure wardrobe.

Is that from Star Trek or Star Wars?

I'm guessing Star Wars since it's May 4th.

 

[Inquisitor]

 

[Dolemite censored]

The dude who attacked Dave Chappelle on stage got his ass seriously kicked.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I'm sorry, what?!?

A $129 car wash?
What the fuck do they do, use some shammy made from wool shorn from Himalayan sheep by Buddhist monks???

If I get my truck detailed, it costs 150. She probably drives something smaller than my truck, so that sounds about right unless it’s just a do it your self with a pressure washer and a vacuum

 

[Skerpokes]

The dude who attacked Dave Chappelle on stage got his ass seriously kicked.

Yeah....arms aren't supposed to bend that way