tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

[gobigred]

Thank the gods.

I’m sure your ex feels that way too getting away from your dumb cheap ass.

 

[Hu War Yu]

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Gotta love the corporate world - huh?

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It's hilarious... It's not like he can even lujjit take any credit. VP was just as confused as me

 

[Dolemite censored]

I’m sure your ex feels that way too getting away from your dumb cheap ass.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Microwave some fake-buttery popcorn.

The affrontery! I makes my popcorn on the stove top, and I ain't talking jiffy pop, either

 

[moxie]

The affrontery! I makes my popcorn on the stove top, and I ain't talking jiffy pop, either

Whirlypop?!

 

[Hu War Yu]

Whirlypop?!

Nah, think it's called jackrabbit

 

[huskers1217]

@gobigred ...what is your search for that cousin vinny gif? Gif roulette never finds it for me

 

[moxie]

Nah, think it's called jackrabbit

 

[tabascojet]

How's the water huskers?

 

[williewilliejuan]

Cyber Monday is a hoot. Apparently that’s the day where every business I have ever bought something from decides they need to send me three or four emails.

Wanna earn my business? Send me no emails on Cyber Monday. On Tuesday send me ONE email saying “Notice we didn’t spam your email with a bunch of nonsense yesterday?”

 

[Hu War Yu]

This Cris panucci jerk needs to get off muh jeopardy

 

[tabascojet]

This Cris panucci jerk needs to get off muh jeopardy

 

[Inquisitor]

How's the water huskers?

Looks like he's having to boil it.

 

[Inquisitor]

This Cris panucci jerk needs to get off muh jeopardy

Sounds like the name of a new Subway sandwich.

 

[tabascojet]

This Cris panucci jerk needs to get off muh jeopardy

 

[Hu War Yu]

I was pulling for horse face

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I’m 100% converted to all natural bar soap.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Ima try and sell my Bears tickets.

There is just no real reason to go.


I'd rather bring the kids and go somewhere warm.

I was just talking to my cousin and said I hope they lose every game by a couple points. It's all about next year now.

I would sell them too.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

LOL...Old lady just tested Pos for the Rona. Here's her text exchange with the whole family:
Mom: Hi family, I just tested positive, going to sleep and hope to get some rest
Daughter: WHA
Son: Bruh
Dad: Dude

Can relate

 

[beardown07]

I was just talking to my cousin and said I hope they lose every game by a couple points. It's all about next year now.

I would sell them too.

Yup. They have some good young players, a fuckton of money, and let's hope a top 3 pick.