tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

Dolemite censored · Nov 28, 2022

Flavortown Tebow said:
I’m 100% converted to all natural bar soap.

Thank you for this critical update.

moxie · Nov 28, 2022

Flavortown Tebow said:
I’m 100% converted to all natural bar soap.

What kind? The ones at Lush are awesome.

williewilliejuan · Nov 28, 2022

moxie said:
What kind? The ones at Lush are awesome.

I’m thinking Fight Club.

Deep Dish Pizza Goat · Nov 28, 2022

moxie said:
What kind? The ones at Lush are awesome.

Sudsybear.

The broad got me one from Lush and I kinda hated it. But sudsybear is it.

Mofo · Nov 28, 2022

beardown07 said:
Ima try and sell my Bears tickets.

There is just no real reason to go.

I'd rather bring the kids and go somewhere warm.

How much? The next game will be a shot fest between two bad teams, though those can be fun sometimes.

trojanfan12 · Nov 28, 2022

gobigred said:
I’m sure your ex feels that way too getting away from your dumb cheap ass.

The puns alone were likely enough.

CorpRebel · Nov 28, 2022

trojanfan12 said:
The puns alone were likely enough.

beardown07 · Nov 28, 2022

Mofo said:
How much? The next game will be a shot fest between two bad teams, though those can be fun sometimes.

I thought they were 4th row, but they're 10th row behind the bears bench. Section 141.

PM me if yer really interested

moxie · Nov 28, 2022

Flavortown Tebow said:
Sudsybear.

The broad got me one from Lush and I kinda hated it. But sudsybear is it.

then yer kinda gay. not that there's anything wrong with that.

but sudsybear sounds like a pedosoap.

change my mind,

Mofo · Nov 28, 2022

beardown07 said:
I thought they were 4th row, but they're 10th row behind the bears bench. Section 141.

PM me if yer really interested

I won't be in town. It was about 2 jobs ago that I sometimes got to go to Chicago. Saw some CWS games and loved em.

huskers1217 · Nov 28, 2022

moxie said:
then yer kinda gay. not that there's anything wrong with that.

but sudsybear sounds like a pedosoap.

change my mind,

proably not shit in gif roulette for sudsybear but ill try

steelerssb · Nov 28, 2022

Bears tickets for Week 18 are $40.

Fuck I might have to consider that if it's gonna be that cheap.

Deep Dish Pizza Goat · Nov 29, 2022

moxie said:
then yer kinda gay. not that there's anything wrong with that.

but sudsybear sounds like a pedosoap.

change my mind,

So,’you tried to sell me on something called “Lush” but a company named after a mean ferocious animal and/or manly sportsball team is “gay”?

Deep Dish Pizza Goat · Nov 29, 2022

huskers1217 said:
proably not shit in gif roulette for sudsybear but ill try

Dr Squatch took five weeks to get me two items, that they shipped separately?

Sudsybear got all 9 of my soaps in four days. Unbeatable customer service!

Inquisitor · Nov 29, 2022

I found the new Anakin Skywalker.

tabascojet · Nov 29, 2022

Flavortown Tebow said:
Dr Squatch took five weeks to get me two items, that they shipped separately?

Sudsybear got all 9 of my soaps in four days. Unbeatable customer service!

Do you really need 9 of them?

Deep Dish Pizza Goat · Nov 29, 2022

tabascojet said:
Do you really need 9 of them?

The 3 bathrooms aint gonna soap themselves

Dolemite censored · Nov 29, 2022

moxie said:
oh! I’m happy to report that the fishing trip was a relative success and something I will definitely be doing more often. I didn’t catch my limit, but I did catch 5 different rockfish (plus I lost 1 before I could reel it all the way in and tossed one back that was just a lil’ feller) and the first two within 15 minutes of dropping my line. I got tangled with other anglers (there were only 10 of us on what looked to be about a 30-40 person boat) a few times because for whatever reason, the lines tended to drift right under the boat. That was pretty annoying- got kind of excited the first time because I thought I snagged a biggun! Womp, womp, womp. And I didn’t freeze alllll my bits off, but pretty much dressed like an Eskimo in order to prevent it.

I’m deadass tired today though. Could definitely use a nap right about now. But had some awesome fish tacos for dinner last night!

Tell us more. Did anyone catch a weirdo fish like sculpin, sole, cabezon or wrasse? Did the dolphins approach? See any blue sharks?

Or mermaids?

Inquisitor · Nov 29, 2022

Flavortown Tebow said:
I’m 100% converted to all natural bar soap.

moxie said:
What kind? The ones at Lush are awesome.

williewilliejuan said:
I’m thinking Fight Club.

Flavortown Tebow said:
Sudsybear.

The broad got me one from Lush and I kinda hated it. But sudsybear is it.

moxie said:
then yer kinda gay. not that there's anything wrong with that.

but sudsybear sounds like a pedosoap.

change my mind,

huskers1217 said:
proably not shit in gif roulette for sudsybear but ill try

Flavortown Tebow said:
So,’you tried to sell me on something called “Lush” but a company named after a mean ferocious animal and/or manly sportsball team is “gay”?

tabascojet said:
Do you really need 9 of them?

Flavortown Tebow said:
The 3 bathrooms aint gonna soap themselves

Quite a soap opera going here.

moxie · Nov 29, 2022

Dolemite censored said:
Tell us more. Did anyone catch a weirdo fish like sculpin, sole, cabezon or wrasse? Did the dolphins approach? See any blue sharks?

Or mermaids?

No weirdo fish... just rock fish, lingcod, some flat something or other and a few other normal looking ones are what I saw get pulled in. Only one whale. Did a nice little tail splash for us after playing peek a boo for a bit.
The deckhand made me lol because he's all, "Hey! Look at the whale! You guys see that whale?!" and we're all - "whoa! cool! lookit the whale!" and then he goes, "alright. now we did the whale watching tour. that'll be sixty bucks." :laugh: