tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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They're busy outsourcing your job right now. For whatever it is you're earning, Bhagat Rajneesh Pooja Sonjawalit (aka "Steve") will do the same job for 82% less.

I specialized at cleaning up after the outsourcing fuckups. That way, I didn't have to stick to an original budget and could get supplemental funds at USD/CAD rates.

Pay attention.
 
They're busy outsourcing your job right now. For whatever it is you're earning, Bhagat Rajneesh Pooja Sonjawalit (aka "Steve") will do the same job for 82% less.

How do you wind up not being the fall guy on a failed sales team fuck-up? They just want commissions based on an over priced, costs way under estimated discounted deal that they expect some schmuck to execute that has no possibility of success given the funding shortfall based on non-existent $11/hr Indian programmers.

Details in my book to follow...
 
I specialized at cleaning up after the outsourcing fuckups. That way, I didn't have to stick to an original budget and could get supplemental funds at USD/CAD rates.

Pay attention.
I have. Decisions to outsource are cyclical. It's a cheap solution to a perceived problem, that will periodically be tried and retried.

Soon, Bhagat Rajneesh gonna be chasing thicc biddies in New Delphi, using your former salary.
How do you wind up not being the fall guy on a failed sales team fuck-up? They just want commissions based on an over priced, costs way under estimated discounted deal that they expect some schmuck to execute that has no possibility of success given the funding shortfall based on non-existent $11/hr Indian programmers.

Details in my book to follow...
No doubt. No one ever said it was fair.
 
Key Lime M&Ms. Amazing
 
Have I ever told you the Mike Patton/enema story?
Ya. Gross. :lol: He was crazy af in the day. Still butthurt about the FNM concert cancelling.

Tomahawk has a new album coming out on the 3/26. :headbanger:

Melvins, tomorrow.



In a world on pause, those two whirlwinds are still cranking shit out. :yes:
 
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