tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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moxie said:
ONE. HUNNIT!!
I fling her off of me and she claws right back, scratching & frantically licking me. Fuggin' psychopath! I have to keep my arm up over my head to keep her from humping it but then she tries to either scale it or jump on my goddamn head to reach it! I'mma get a restraining order on her horny ass!
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get a cat
 
moxie said:
ONE. HUNNIT!!
I fling her off of me and she claws right back, scratching & frantically licking me. Fuggin' psychopath! I have to keep my arm up over my head to keep her from humping it but then she tries to either scale it or jump on my goddamn head to reach it! I'mma get a restraining order on her horny ass!
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She will eventually mellow out.

Just give it a year or two.
 
moxie said:
ONE. HUNNIT!!
I fling her off of me and she claws right back, scratching & frantically licking me. Fuggin' psychopath! I have to keep my arm up over my head to keep her from humping it but then she tries to either scale it or jump on my goddamn head to reach it! I'mma get a restraining order on her horny ass!
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put some peanut butter on her nose. it will keep her busy for hours
 
wifey found a 90's video channel on this roku tv....

im jamming this morning...

paula abdul rush rush on now with a very young keanu...
 
Well I'm not as sick-feeling as I was after the first shot, unless this thing is going to wreck me later on tonight/tomorrow
 
Hu War Yu said:
Well I'm not as sick-feeling as I was after the first shot, unless this thing is going to wreck me later on tonight/tomorrow
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wonder if they missed the shot. I heard that happens in 45% of the cases. If you don't feel anything at all. then you have to be hospitalized for 2 weeks to get the first shot out of your system then restart the process....








just kidding. i had to side effects after the 2nd shot.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Well I'm not as sick-feeling as I was after the first shot, unless this thing is going to wreck me later on tonight/tomorrow
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Miley Cyrus Rotum GIF
 
lol at the Rhoidals gettin shut out 6-0. :dhd:
 
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