Me: I won't be around next week to start this meeting, is there anyone from your team or fiscal who can do a zoom?
Program: Oh yeah, I can start it. Now tell me again who from fiscal wanted to be at the meeting?
Me: I think you should check with fiscal, they're the ones who wanted this meeting. I'm not even a part of it. Look, I've copied them in. Fiscal, can you respond to Program?
Fiscal: Hello Hu, please tell Program that the following people should be at the meeting...
Me: LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!!! Talk directly to program, they're copied on this email!!! I'm NOT A PART OF THIS MEETING! [punches employee who sits closest to me]