tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

No matter where he is, he will take off all his clothes whenever "Pour Some Sugar on Me" is playing.
 
His farts have registered on the Richter scale. Several times.
 
Hasn't trusted a fart since 1992.
 
I last saw his wife wearing crotchless panties which was a good thing because I had first thought she was sitting on a cat.
 
Gets off paying fat bitches to sit on cats.
 
Had three Dirt Alerts put out on him just last month.
 
Climbed a ladder naked and "accidentally" fell on a Mag-Lite then had to go to the ER to get it removed from his anus......for the 17th time.
 
Lost an eye trying to peep a glory hole. We still don’t know if it was a poke or a load that blinded him.
 
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Hasn't been able to wank since Willard Scott died.
 
Wanted to play center on his HS football team until they moved to an all shotgun offense.
 
rsw626 said:
Climbed a ladder naked and "accidentally" fell on a Mag-Lite then had to go to the ER to get it removed from his anus......for the 17th time.
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Is a bitch.

Also, relieved when he found out that all chickens have teenie, tiny peckers.
 
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Is a bitch.

Also, relieved when he found out that all chickens have teenie, tiny peckers.
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His physician strongly advised him to cut the cialis in half because there is really no point
 
Mistook a hornets nest for a glory hole, but on the plus side, his weenis finally swelled big enough for someone to notice.
 
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