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Combs his pubes Flock Of Seagulls style.
 
Wears a "Devo Energy helmet" but has to roll down the scarf face covering when entering the bank.
 
Was Michael Jackson’s favorite sleep over child friend.
 
Would rather sleep with Jesse Jackson.
 
Works 12 hours a day to put food on the table.

Is known as the slowest cook alive.
 
Slobbers on a knob faster than Joey Chestnut can swallow a Weiner.
 
Is easily amused, and often confused
 
Swallowed Joey Chestnut’s wiener a record number of times.
 
Wishes The People's Champion would give The People's Elbow to his People's Chicken Nuggets.
 
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