tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

[ojb81]

Was born with a mutated penis, it's just foreskin and a pee-hole

 

[Huskers4me]

His girl friend’s name is Dixie Reckt.

 

[rsw626]

His girlfriend is a corncob named Steve.

 

[douggie]

He walks like he's been riding a horse for a week. It has something to do with his girl friend Steve.

 

[HammerDown]

Pronounces Mike Krzyzewski with a North Carolina accent and can spell it backwards.

 

[rsw626]

Adamantly insists Robin is the sexist Bee Gee and will fight anyone who disagrees.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Wanted to sing in the same octave as the Bee Gee's so... he did what he had to

 

[Huskers4me]

Gives folks the “Heebie jeebies”.

 

[beardown07]

He calls that the Screwy Jewies.

 

[Huskers4me]

Emulates the Karate Kid when he jacks on, jacks off to his Mr. Mijagi poster.

 

[Brutus]

Banned from every local dojo

 

[RobBase]

Designed blue prints for a Red Lobster food truck.

 

[rsw626]

Thinks Taco Bell is authentic Mexican food.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Considers Tijuana the most romantic place in the world

 

[RobBase]

His safe word is street taco.

 

[beardown07]

Keeps his local Acai Bowl food truck afloat.

 

[Huskers4me]

Is an enema connoisseur and taste critic.

 

[beardown07]

Has been using a hose bidet since the 70's.

 

[rsw626]

Is know in Chicagoland as Da Human Bidet.

 

[Inquisitor]

Thinks dumpster diving should be an Olympic sport.