tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Hosts a podcast on dumpster dining
 
Can’t decide if his favorite podcast is Megan Markel or Michelle Obama
 
Whacks off to the image of Trump as Pope.
 
Only suggestive photos of Pope John Paul II really do it for him
 
Prefers Cincinnati chili to apple pie (likes the sting in his wee wee).
 
lists his social diseases on his LinkedIn profile
 
Takes in strays.

…and by strays I mean gerbils.
 
Always asks me "are you done with these gerbils? Can I have em?"
 
His lack of size leaves the gerbils unsatisfied.
 
1/2 of the country’s gerbils have gone missing in his backside “Man Cave”.
 
Has recreated Disneyland in his spare bedroom with gerbil tunnel tubes.
 
He has his own DEI program for rodents because why should only gerbils have all the fun.
 
Can’t figure out how to get an armadillo up there, yet keeps trying.
 
Has figured out the armadillo issue.
 
Working on the porcupine issue because someone double-dog dared him.
 
His idea of a petting zoo is very different from most people's.
 
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