tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Claims he flew a helicopter in Desert Storm but in fact is just a helicopter parent.
 
Squats to pee, just to avoid the shame and disappointment.
 
His nickname at the all-boys school was ‘the milk guzzler’
 
His self-doubt comes from not being molested by his priest.
 
Has skid marks on every fitted bed sheet he owns....which is only one.
 
Is so ugly he made a Happy Meal cry.
 
They named a bullet after him, it’s called misfire.
 
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