tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Claims he flew a helicopter in Desert Storm but in fact is just a helicopter parent.
 
Squats to pee, just to avoid the shame and disappointment.
 
His nickname at the all-boys school was ‘the milk guzzler’
 
His self-doubt comes from not being molested by his priest.
 
Thinks conclave is how the priest left his anus.
 
Has skid marks on every fitted bed sheet he owns....which is only one.
 
They named a bullet after him, it’s called misfire.
 
Proudly tells people that he "puts the rump in Pahrump"
 
Sings every bit as good as Milli Vanilli & has all their posters above his bed.
 
Vehemently argues that Turn up the Radio, by Autograph is the greatest song ever written.
 
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