tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Read 50 Shades of Gray because he thought it was about kinky grannies.
 
Wrote a kinky granny novel called Fifty Shades of Gray Hair
 
His granny said the same thing.
 
His granny got confused and called him by her late husband's name, so he rolled with it, and fucked her.
 
Likes to role play as a granny
 
Should be doomed to live in Van Nuys for eternity
 
Keeps applying for the job of “fluffer” in Van Nuys businesses because he thinks it’s in the baking industry.
 
Loves the smell of his own farts; but also, claims mine aren't all that bad, either.
 
Thinks his booger collection belongs in the Smithsonian, which is why he’s barred from the place.
 
Was overjoyed when he learned that he could claim his spastic colon was a result of IBS.
 
Gives himself colonics using White Claw.
 
His sister's nickname was "Circus Snatch"
 
Refers to his anus as "the clowncar"
 
Got a traffic signal light tattoo just above his ass.

Green light.
 
He's attending a pumpkin fuck this weekend. Pumpkin just got out of jail too so he should be ready to go.
 
I'll bet he doesn't even know how to douggie, and none of the girls love him.
 
As a kid used to blow bubbles.

Bubbles is out of jail and asking around about him.
 
His favorite hard rock singer is Michael Buble.
 
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