tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

[HammerDown]

Has his 8-track of Johnny Paycheck playing nonstop in his ‘77 Riviera sedan.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Faps to Lizzo parking her fat ass on his face.

 

[Inquisitor]

Still trying to get a disease named after him.

 

[HammerDown]

Has a social disease named after him in Subic Bay.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Has a social disease named after him in Subic Bay.

Is completely responsible for multiple travel advisories in Subic Bay

 

[rsw626]

Even after Covid, everyone still wants him to stay 6 feet away.

 

[Inquisitor]

Even after COVID, everyone wants him to wear a mask.

And a bag over his head.

Just to be sure.

 

[HammerDown]

Loves Boston

 

[rsw626]

Exclusively listens to the Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

 

[HammerDown]

Once dated a Jew from Cranston.

His name was Isador.

 

[Inquisitor]

Wants a Sex in the City remake.

With guys.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Wants a Sex in the City remake.

With guys.

Wrote a Sex and the City play for broadway and it was a one man show

 

[rsw626]

For him any kind of sex is always a one man show.

 

[Huskers4me]

Checks on other guys’ sex shows while rocking skorts.

 

[Inquisitor]

Can strip a cob of all its corn by sitting on it.

 

[RobBase]

Mixed vegetables better describes his dating life than his diet.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Mixed vegetables better describes his dating life than his diet.

Once wrote a book about the carnal knowledge of legumes

 

[rsw626]

Spent an hour insulting the ugliest, asshole in the bar, turns out he was just drunk looking in a mirror.

 

[douggie]

Believes Ellen DeGeneres likes hairy balls like he does.

 

[broncosmitty]

Still tries to convince people he was Oprah’s stunt double in The Color Purple.