tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Becomes aroused during an Arby's commercial when it says "they have the meat"
 
Single handedly keeps Candy Corn in business.
 
When he takes his shoes off other people start looking around wondering who went to Arby’s.
 
Milk Duds is his favorite candy because he feels an innate connection.
 
Is the sideline reporter for peewee football games
 
Shows us on an anatomically correct dick-less doll where we hurt him.
 
The sight of any of the Teletubbies still gives him nightmares.
 
Watches the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown for the lesbian action
 
Still relies on his security blanket.
 
His wife has compared his sexual prowess to that of a wet blanket
 
Would fuck the shit out of a wet blanket.
 
Had to choose between his mom and a wet blanket
 
Sleeps on rubber sheets due to “the incidents”.
 
Was excited to get to wear depends
 
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