tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

[PeoplesChicken]

swaps recipes with Lincoln Riley

 

[beardown07]

Gnaws on Lincoln Logs.

 

[Huskers4me]

Is jealous of Lincoln’s Mustache.

 

[beardown07]

Runs a glory hole called John Wilkes' Booth.

 

[rsw626]

Took two shots to the head at that booth.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

was quoted "I'd hit that" when she saw a picture of Mary Todd Lincoln

 

[Tin Man]

Lusts after the young Oregonian playing Mary Todd Lincoln on broadway.

 

[beardown07]

Has seen Wicked 28 times.

 

[Tin Man]

Has whacked to Wicked countless times

 

[batchaps4me]

Has whacked to Wicked countless times

He rubbed one out thinking of Saban, using two figurines while waist deep in rice. It's the first recorded Nick knack patty whack.

 

[beardown07]

Plays Whack-a-Mole with his butt plug.

 

[Inquisitor]

Actively organizing protests to get justice for Shadeur.

 

[Brutus]

Actively organizing protests to get justice for Shadeur.

His wife’s boyfriend is named Deion

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Has only neon lighting in his house

 

[rsw626]

Thinks The Electric Slide is when he sits on a vibrating dildo.

 

[RobBase]

Has the only brown stained Slip N Slide in the neighborhood.

 

[Inquisitor]

You'd never want to turn on a black light in his house.

 

[Huskers4me]

Keep getting splinters in his tongue, in other news my Johnson is made of wood.

 

[Inquisitor]

Whenever black smoke emerges from his house, it signifies failure to properly cook a meal.

 

[beardown07]

Has caused 3 structure fires, but can't build a fire.