tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

[PeoplesChicken]

Donates his pubes to Locks of Love

 

[ojb81]

Compliments other guys' wristwatches when standing next to them at the urinals in public restrooms

 

[Huskers4me]

Calls his butt hole his “Cock Pocket”.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

likes an 8 ball in his corner pocket

 

[douggie]

He says never met a stranger at the public rest stop.

 

[Huskers4me]

Likes both men and women but neither like him, he calls it being Bi-myself!

 

[douggie]

When he went to court he asked his lawyer, "How should I plead?".

His lawyer said, "On your knees".

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Wears knee pads as much as shoes

 

[rsw626]

His hair is just a really elaborate combover.

 

[Huskers4me]

Got banned from the Entomology Department at the University for repeatedly dropping his drawers and asking them to identify his crotch crickets.

 

[rsw626]

Eats corn on the cob the wrong way.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Has a vast collection of used corn cobs...and he ain't smoking 'em

 

[beardown07]

He's a gourd guy. Says he like that they can be the fucker or the fucked.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Started a gourd cover band

 

[rsw626]

Tells old men that as long as he has a face, they always have a place to sit.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

is arse is referred to as No Country for Old Men

 

[Huskers4me]

He always seems to be a literal meaning to being shit faced.

 

[beardown07]

Has shit himself in every time zone.

 

[Huskers4me]

Has shit himself in every time zone.

Paid top dollar for collector addition “Official Joe Biden” crapped diaper. Has it on a special display plate on his dinner table.

 

[occupant]

Is allergic to Jell-O shots.