tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Still has posters of Sam Bradford but moved them to the garage
 
Wants a mustache ride.
 
Mustache rides his 1985 Ditka XL fat head
 
In support of George Floyd and BLM, he's been holding in a piss now for 11 days.
 
Despite accusations of racism, holds firmly to his conviction that Kenny G is the greatest musician of our time.

He was instrumental in getting Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane to crash
 
Picks his nose but the boogers don't get eaten unless they pass a quality check.
 
Still pulls out during sex, even though his wife had a hysterectomy 10 years ago.
 
Likes to jizz all over his Chihauhau’s face

 
Favorite dog species is Shar Pei, cuz of all the fuckable folds.
 
Drove almost 2,000 miles to Duluth Minnesota so he could tell people, "I've been drunk in Duluth, Minnesota". Sadly though, in an exhausted state from such an epic one day drive, he fell asleep upon arrival at his hotel and never did get drunk. Work and family commitments had him returning home -defeated - the next day.
 
Goes even further for a bad joke
 
Back
Top