tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

uses a gluten based toothpaste
 
Think the phrase gluten free means someone has no ass.
 
Retains his "log files" in the toilet and other places for way too long.
 
It was tuff growing up with the tidy bowl man as his father. All his Kool-Aid was colored blue
 
Freshens his breath by eating urinal cakes.
 
Spends his days wondering who would give him the best mustache ride, Rollie Fingers or Salvadore Dali.
 
Likes to lick peaches because it reminds him of his tennis coaches ball sack.
 
Never met a gourd he wouldn't fuck.
 
Never met a gourd that would fuck him, they magically animate and roll away fast as soon as they hear his belt rustle.
 
His asshole is at the top of his butt crack.
 
He just about suffocated when he was younger bobbing for knobs.
 
Constantly breaks his toilet just so he can hear plumbers say they need to check the ballcock.
 
Still pees his bed.... from across the room.
 
He has to be careful not to laugh so hard because he'll wet his panties.
 
Every time he tries the stud finder joke in Home Depot, it doesn't beep.
 
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