tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

His physical appearance was the inspiration DickButt.
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He looks like his parents were pulling a practical joke on each other.
 
Has never shared his DNA with anything but Kleenex
 
Carries vials of his jizz with him when he goes to the bar and pours them into unsuspecting chicks drinks then brags to his friends that he got multiple mouth hugs the night before.
 
Um...likes to contort his body upside down against a wall when he beats off so he can jizz in his own mouth
 
Has been using this technique for decades
 
Still can't understand, why she walked like a woman but talked like a man.
 
It's always a chub with him when he fishes down the front of his pants
 
Graduated with honors from the Gary Glitter school of dating.
 
Is the GWAR of sexual intercourse.
 
When asked who his favorite Rock singer is he answered that it is a tie between Burt Bacharach and Andy Williams.
 
His spank bank consists of hundreds of pictures of Pee Wee Herman and Elton John.
 
He sucks a dick for every homosexual insult he uses.
 
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