tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Has been begging me to write him a copy of that note, in crayon so he can read it.
 
He can read just fine, but counting has him all fuckered up.
 
School teachers had to keep their paste locked up because of him.
 
Will wear a miniskirt, leggings and a halter top for halloween. The same outfit he wore to work today.
 
Has been holding in his poop for 3 years.
 
Holds the unique distinction of having all of the Village People based on his real life.
 
Stops up the toilet every Friday, or in his words, “fish and chips day”.
 
His name is K K K Ken and I'm shocked he can say fish and chips without having a seizure.
 
Rex's previous identity was Lex Lacer which didn't sound as imposing.
 
Is still awaiting his tuition refund from the Wit and Humor Community College.
 
Got a full-ride to Clown College.
 
Flunked out of kindergarten.................. twice
 
Is a paste connoisseur.
 
Freaked out the first time he had to get on a long bus.
 
His school was only a 1/2 mile from home which gave him plenty of time to lick all of his bus windows clean.
 
Was the valedictorian of his homeschool.
 
His sister's nickname was 'Circus Snatch'.
 
Counts Mili Vanilli among his favorite Rock and Roll bands.
 
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