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It's weird opening up the front page of ESPN and seeing Texas State and Rice there.

It's like our little schools have all grown up.
 
My brother in law (well, one of them) was a vegetarian when I met him. For holidays he would always do tofu and tempe but he would let us know ahead of time. Said "if you want meat, bring it and cook it"

Then he met a gal who was healthy but wasn't strictly vegan or vegetarian, so he's loosened up a lot.

Good lord, I don't make tofu or tempeh for myself. I sure as hell wouldn't make it for other people!
I want people to enjoy what I cook, not choke on it.

If its vegan, and actually taste's like real biscuits and gravy, chances are it cause four types of cancer, and is an unholy curse.

Well, yeah, if it's vegan.
How the hell would one even begin to make vegan biscuits?
And the thought of gravy made with fake milk is ... ewwwwwwwwwww.

Look, I'm someone who has avoided any type of fake meat like the plague, so that I'm using fake sausage kind of short-circuits my brain. I got talked into trying the fake sausage because it is a somewhat decent source of protein. It wasn't as horrible as I expected it to be, so I thought I'd experiment with it. I've been trying to make decent biscuits and gravy for years, and charring the shit out of onions and using mushrooms and a lot of black pepper would get me in the vicinity of the ballpark, but not even in the outfield.
 
Attention Nebraska homers:

The Real NU, Northwestern University from Evanston Illinois is the Las Vegas Bowl Champion.

The Fake NU, which should be referred to as UNL or University of Nebraska Lincoln has gone fishing until next season.
Congrats on the biggest win in Northwestern history. Meanwhile scoreboard bitch

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It's weird opening up the front page of ESPN and seeing Texas State and Rice there.

It's like our little schools have all grown up.
And the Bobcats win their first bowl game in their first appearance.
 
@moxie R.I.P Antonio


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Since 1970, Nebraska has had 5 national titles.

if you add - Iowa, MInnesota, Northwestern, and Wisconsin to that list. do you know how many you have?






5 you still have 5


suck the fuck up @Dolemite censored

Huskers are living in the past. What have you done lately, beside "shuck" and jive? Hahahahahahahaha!
 
Bowl games, idiot. That's the measure of success.

University of Nebraska-Lincoln (UNL) sucks!!!!
Nebraska has 26 bowl wins, Northwestern has 6.

Nebraska is better in every single stat compared to Scrub Northwestern including head to head.

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Speaking of which, well, kinda ...

I think I have finally done it.
I think I have finally made a vegetarian biscuits and gravy not just worth eating - worth being called "biscuits and gravy."
The final test remains ... serving it to an unsuspecting omnivore and seeing what they say.
That will likely happen on New Year's Day.
It's been so long since I've had real biscuits and gravy, meaning with real sausage, I don't know if what I made really does taste right, or if my palate is just so fucked up from no meat for decades, it thinks what I made is good.
I'm really curious to find out.

lol

I'm such a biscuits and gravy fanatic that I make my gravy in the same cast iron pan that my Mom made hers in starting before I was born.

My money's on the bold.
 
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I'm such a biscuits and gravy fanatic that I make my gravy in the same cast iron pan that my Mom made hers in starting before I was born.

My money's on the bold.

Yeah, my money is on the bold, too, lol.
I'm one of those people who hears "vegan" or these days, since for some weird reason they seem to go together, "Vegan and gluten free," and that tells me to avoid that food at all costs.

Oh, gawd ... some asshole stole the cast iron fryin' pan my mother gave me, which she had used, and her mother had used.
Some people may get attached to heirlooms because they're fancy, or valuable.
I care about the things like my mama's and grandmother's cast iron fryin' pan.
I can't tell you how many times I've wished food poisoning of that piece-of-shit thief - like, I hope what you cook in that pan you fucking stole from me makes you sick as hell.
 
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