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Damn. Got a second letter from the IRS coming in today and it ain't a refund. WTF is going on?
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All right, happy Monday everybody, and you too, @Deep Dish Pizza Goat
After more convos with my surgeon and oncologist, it's looking like I'm goin' on drugs. Gonna get a bagful of immuno-boost every six weeks along with quarterly CT scans. If I grow a third corn chute or start barfing up fecal matter, they will stop the treatments. Hooray for that.
Large v-munnies on the Boston Bruins tonight, remember to tip your wait staff
After more convos with my surgeon and oncologist, it's looking like I'm goin' on drugs. Gonna get a bagful of immuno-boost every six weeks along with quarterly CT scans. If I grow a third corn chute or start barfing up fecal matter, they will stop the treatments. Hooray for that.
Large v-munnies on the Boston Bruins tonight, remember to tip your wait staff
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You might have been hacked, man...somebody else using your SSN
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Aww, it's an adorable little leprechaun
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You better quit yer bitching. They gonna send 4 or 5 of their armed agents and haul your ass downtown, deep in a basement and start asking questions. You know the ones, how much is 2+2 or how many lights do you see. You ain't tugging on Super Man's cape here, you poking sticks at the IRS. They don't like that and they gonna show you just how much.
Run while you still can.
Maybe it's the IRS audit time lottery and you were one of the lucky ones that were chosen!
Congrats!!
Me: (sets status to do not disturb)
Coworkers asking me a million and one irrelevant questions:
Coworkers asking me a million and one irrelevant questions:
Maybe it's the IRS audit time lottery and you were one of the lucky ones that were chosen!
Congrats!!
I don't take chances. I have solid documentation backing everything up. Not going to moxie-around on this.
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You do.come off as very squidwardly
Speaking of squid, I saw some really fresh squid at the market last week. Should have picked some up. A real pain to clean, but delicious stir fried.
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I told you that you couldn’t count gerbils as dependents. Whatever the letter says, you gonna get audited.
I sea what you did there.
A nothing burger. IRS wanted to verify that I used the IRS Verify system a week ago.
"If you did access this service:
> You don't need to do anything."
Now give me my motherfucking money, motherfuckers.